014 陈天水的女儿
014 陈天水的女儿
我听见那美女说我摸了她屁股，这当然是打死都不能承认的事 , 当下一副无辜的样子道：“没有啊！我只顾往前游，哪里还有余暇去做别的事？”
“难道有鬼？”
那美女嘀咕道。
“好了 , 我赢了，赌局还算数吧？”
我笑着说道，心里盘算着要问什么问题······
“嗯！”
那美女说着，往岸上走去了······
我赶紧一边跟上 , 一边问道：“第一个问题是，你有男朋友吗？”
那美女听见我问的是这样的问题 , 登时瞪了我一眼，但，还是如实回答道：“没有！”
我听了大喜，心想：“靠，那老子就有机会了！”
我这样想着，嘴角忍不住微微扬起了一丝笑意??????
“你这是什么意思？我没有男朋友，你很高兴是不？”
那美女白我一眼道 , 那神情，透露出对我的丝丝厌意······
“不，不 , 不，我是想起了贾宝玉的一句话！”
我连忙摇手道。
“什么话？”
那美女一怔，问道。
“他说过，女孩子没嫁人 , 也就是没男朋友 , 那就是珍珠；要是嫁人了 , 也就是有男朋友了 , 那就是死鱼眼珠子！而你没男朋友，所以，你是宝贵的珍珠啊！我想到这里，就忍不住笑了！”
我笑着说道。
那美女听了 , 噗嗤一笑，又板着脸，道：“胡说！”
我见她笑靥如花，真是迷人，当下痴痴道：“你真美！”
那美女听了 , 对人的赞美似乎习惯了，道：“还是快说第二个问题！”
“哦 , 好的 , 第二个问题就是??????”我说着，看着你那美女的眼睛，深情地问道：“第二个问题就是，你对我有好感吗？”
那美女听了，看了我一眼 , 摇摇头，很直接地说道：“没好感！”
“靠！”
我心里大骂一声，心想：“我就不明白了 , 这个世界上 , 正直怎么就是好的品性！”当下道：“我这么风流倜傥 , 玉树临风，貌胜潘安，容压宋玉，还没有好感？”
那美女听了 , 冷然一笑，道：“少在我面前贫嘴！快说第三个问题！”
我听了 , 摇摇头 , 才知道，一般的笑话 , 只能去忽悠一般的美女；像眼前这样的美女 , 要高级的笑话，才能打动她！
不过，越难打动的美女，就越让人心动！正如越难追的美女，就越让人去追求一样???????
“那好吧，第三个问题是，你叫什么名？”
我终于把三个问题问完了······
“陈妖纤！”
那美女说完，往泳池边上走去了······
“什么？”
我一惊，心想：“靠，陈天水的女儿！”
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我听见那美女说我摸了她屁股，这当然是打死都不能承认的事 , 当下一副无辜的样子道：“没有啊！我只顾往前游，哪里还有余暇去做别的事？”
“难道有鬼？”
那美女嘀咕道。
“好了 , 我赢了，赌局还算数吧？”
我笑着说道，心里盘算着要问什么问题······
“嗯！”
那美女说着，往岸上走去了······
我赶紧一边跟上 , 一边问道：“第一个问题是，你有男朋友吗？”
那美女听见我问的是这样的问题 , 登时瞪了我一眼，但，还是如实回答道：“没有！”
我听了大喜，心想：“靠，那老子就有机会了！”
我这样想着，嘴角忍不住微微扬起了一丝笑意??????
“你这是什么意思？我没有男朋友，你很高兴是不？”
那美女白我一眼道 , 那神情，透露出对我的丝丝厌意······
“不，不 , 不，我是想起了贾宝玉的一句话！”
我连忙摇手道。
“什么话？”
那美女一怔，问道。
“他说过，女孩子没嫁人 , 也就是没男朋友 , 那就是珍珠；要是嫁人了 , 也就是有男朋友了 , 那就是死鱼眼珠子！而你没男朋友，所以，你是宝贵的珍珠啊！我想到这里，就忍不住笑了！”
我笑着说道。
那美女听了 , 噗嗤一笑，又板着脸，道：“胡说！”
我见她笑靥如花，真是迷人，当下痴痴道：“你真美！”
那美女听了 , 对人的赞美似乎习惯了，道：“还是快说第二个问题！”
“哦 , 好的 , 第二个问题就是??????”我说着，看着你那美女的眼睛，深情地问道：“第二个问题就是，你对我有好感吗？”
那美女听了，看了我一眼 , 摇摇头，很直接地说道：“没好感！”
“靠！”
我心里大骂一声，心想：“我就不明白了 , 这个世界上 , 正直怎么就是好的品性！”当下道：“我这么风流倜傥 , 玉树临风，貌胜潘安，容压宋玉，还没有好感？”
那美女听了 , 冷然一笑，道：“少在我面前贫嘴！快说第三个问题！”
我听了 , 摇摇头 , 才知道，一般的笑话 , 只能去忽悠一般的美女；像眼前这样的美女 , 要高级的笑话，才能打动她！
不过，越难打动的美女，就越让人心动！正如越难追的美女，就越让人去追求一样???????
“那好吧，第三个问题是，你叫什么名？”
我终于把三个问题问完了······
“陈妖纤！”
那美女说完，往泳池边上走去了······
“什么？”
我一惊，心想：“靠，陈天水的女儿！”
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