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Alice in Prague or The Curious Room-2

  Thebellceases.Thelionsighswithreliefandlayshisheadoncemoreuponhisheavypaws:"NowIsleep!"

  Then,fromuhebedcurtains,ohersideofthebed,beginstopouraveritabletorrentthatquicklyformsintodark,viscous,lividpuddlesonthefloor.

  But,beforeyouaccusetheArchdukeoftheunspeakable,dipyerinthepuddleandlickit.

  Delicious!

  Forthesearestickypuddlesoffreshlysqueezedgrapejuidapplejuidpeachjuice,juiceofplum,pear,orraspberry,strawberry,cherryripe,blackberry,blackcurrant,whitecurrant,red...Theroombrimswiththedeliciousripesmerpuddihough,outside,onthefrozeheravenstillcreaksouthismelancholycall:

  "PoorTomsa-cold!"

  Anditismidwinter.

  NightNight,anoldwomaninm,withbig,blags,camebeatingagainstthewindow;theykeptheroutwithlampsanddles.

  Whebatothelaboratory,NedKellyfoundthatDrDeehadnoddedofftosleepastheoldmanoftendidnowadaystowardstheendoftheday,thecrystalballhavingrolledfrompalmtolapashelaybatheblackoakchair,andnow,asheshiftedattheimpulseofadream,itrolledagainoffhislap,downontothefloor,whereitlahasoftthumpontherushes--noharmdone--alecalicocatdisableditatohaswiftblowhtpaw,theoplaywithit,battingitthatwayandthisbeforesheadmihecoupdegrace.

  Withagustysigh,Kellyoncemoreaddressedhissgdisc,althoughtodayhefeltbarrenofiion.Hereflectedironicallythat,ifjustsomuchasoheryangelever,eveime,shouldescapethesgdisdflutterintothelaboratory,thecatwouldsurelygetit.

  Not,Kellykhatsuchathingossible.

  IfyoucouldseeinsideKellysbrain,youwoulddiscoveracalculatingmae.

  WidowNightpaihewindowsblack.

  Then,allatohecatmadeanoiselikesharplycrumpledpaper,anoiseofinquiryand.Arat?Kellyturolook.Thecat,headononeside,wassidering,withsuchscrupulousiythatitsprickledearsmetatthetips,somethinglyingonthefloorbesidethecrystalball,sothatatfirstitlookedasiftheglasseyehadshedatear.

  Butlookagain.

  Kellylookedagainaosobandgibber.

  Thecatroseupandbackedawayallinoneliquidmotion,hissing,itsbristlingtailstuckstraightup,stiffasabroomhaooscaredtopermiteventheimpulseofattackuponthecreature,aboutthesizeofalittlefihatpoppedoutofthecrystalballasiftheballhadbeenabubble.

  Butitspassagehasnotcrackedorfissuredtheball;itisstillwhole,hassealeditselfupagailyafterthedepartureoftheinfinitesimalchildwho,suddenlyreleasedfromhersuddenfi,nowexperimentallystretchesouthertinylimbstotestthelimitofthenewinvisiblecircumferencearoundher.

  Kellystammered:"Theremustbesomerationalexplanation!"

  Althoughtheyweretoosmallforhimtoseethem,herteethstillhadthetransparendnotchededgesofthefirststageofthesedset;herstraight,fairhairwasasternfringe;shescowledandsatupright,lookingaboutherwithevidentdisapproval.

  Thecat,cecstatically,nowknockedoveranalembidaquantityofelixirvitaeranawaythroughtherushes.Atthebang,theDoctorwokeandwasnotastooseeher.

  Hebadeheragracefulweleinthelanguageofthetawnypippit.

  Howdidshegetthere?

  Shewaskneelingoelpieceofthesittingroomoftheplaceshelived,lookingatherselfinthemirror.Bored,shebreathedontheglassuntilitcloudedoverandthen,withherfinger,shedrewadoor.Thedooropened.Shesprangthroughand,afterabriefmomentsfusingfish-eyeviewofavast,gloomychamber,scarcelyilluminatedbyfivedlesinonebraidfilledwithalltheclutterintheworld,herviewwasobliteratedbytheclawedpawofavastcatextendedreadytostrike,hideouslyincreasingiapproachedher,andthen,splat!sheburstoutof"timewillbe"into"timewas",forthetransparentsubstancewhichsurroundedherburstlikeabubbleandthereshewas,inherpinkfrock,lyingonsomerushesuhegazeofatenderawithalong,whitebeardandamanwithacoal-scuttleonhishead.

  Herlipsmovedbutnosoundcameout;shehadlefthervoicebehindinthemirror.Sheflewintoatantrumaherheelsuponthefloor,weepingfuriously.TheDoctor,who,insomeremotetimepast,raisedchildrenofhisowheraloil,herpassio,sheheavedandgruherushes,knughereyes;thenhepeeredintothedepthsofabigabowlonadimshelfandproducedfromoutofitastrawberry.

  Thechildacceptedthestrawberrysuspiciously,foritwas,althoughne,thesizeofherhead.Shes,turroundandround,andthenessayedjustolebiteoutofit,leavingbehindatinyringofwhitewithinthecrimsonflesh.Herteethwereperfect.

  Atthefirstbite,shegrewalittle.

  Kellytiomumble:"Theremustbesomerationalexplanation."

  Thechildtookased,lesstentativebite,andgrewalittlemore.Themandrakesintheirwhitenightgownswokeupaomutteramongthemselves.

  Reassuredatlast,shegobbledthestrawberryallup,butshehadbeenfalselyreassured;nowherflaxenbumpedabruptlyagainsttherafters,outoftherahedlesticksotheycouldnotseeherfacebutagigantictearsplashedwithametalliguponNedKellyshelmet,thenanother,aor,withsomepresenind,beforetheyohurriedlystruArk,pressedaphialofelixirvitaeintoherhand.Whenshedrankit,sheshrankdownagainuntilsoonshewassmallenoughtositonhisknee,herblueeyesstaringwithwohisbeard,aswhiteasice-creamandaslongasSunday.

  Butshehadnowings.

  Kelly,thefaker,kheremustbearationalexplanationbuthecouldnotthinkofone.

  Shefoundhervoiceatlast.

  "Tellme,"shesaid,"theahisproblem:theGovernoujniwantstogiveaverysmalldinnerparty,andinviteshisfathersbrother-in-law,hisbrothersfather-in-law,hisfather-in-lawsbrother,andhisbrother-in-lawsfather.Findthenumberofguests."1

  Atthesoundofhervoice,whichwasasclearasalooking-glass,everythinginthecuriaveashakeandashudderand,foramoment,lookedasifitwerepaintedongauze,likeatheatricaleffedmightdisappearifabrightlightweresho.DrDeestrokedhisbeardreflectively.Hecouldprovideaomaions,orknewwheretolookforanswers.Hehadgoneandcaughtafallingstarre--didntapieceofitliebesidethestuffeddodo?Theaggressivelyphallidrake,withitsmasitytothepoweroftliedbyitsname,wasataskwhich,hepoheomnivorousArchduke,withhisenthusiasmforeroticesoterica,mightprovecapableof.Andtheaheothertwoimponderablesposedbythepoetwereobtainable,surely,throughtheintermediaryoftheangels,ifonlyonescriedlongenough.

  Hetrulybelievedthatnothingwasunknowable.Thatiswhatmakeshimmodern.

  But,tothechildsquestion,heimaginenoanswer.

  Kelly,forcedagainsthisnaturetosuspectthepresenceofanotherworldthatwoulddestroyhisfidericks,issunkinintrospe,andhasnotevenheardher.

  However,suchmagicasthereisinthisworld,asopposedtotheworldsthatbemadeoutofdiaries,lyberealwhenitisartificialandDrDeehimself,whilstamemberoftheCambridgeFootlightsatuy,beforehisbeardwaswhite,directedafamousproduofAristophanesPeaceatTrinityCollege,inwhichhesentagrocersbhtuptoheaven,ladenwithhisbasketasiftomakedeliveries,onthebackofagiale.

  Archytasmadeaflyingdoveofwood.AtNuremberg,acctoBoterus,astructedbothaneagleandaflyahemtoflutterandflapacrosshislaboratory,totheastonishmentofall.Iimes,thestatuesthatDaedalusbuiltraisedtheirarmsandmovedtheirlegsduetotheaofweights,andofshiftingdepositsofmercury.AlbertusMagnus,theGreatSage,castaheadinbrassthatspoke.

  Aretheyanimateornot,thesebeingsthatjerkandshudderintosuchasemblanceoflife?Dothesecreaturesbelievethemselvestobehuman?Andiftheydo,atointmightthey,byvirtueofthesheeriyoftheirbelief,beeso?

  (InPrague,thecityoftheGolem,animageetolife.)

  TheDoctorthinksaboutthesethingsagreatdealandthinksthechilduponhisknee,babblingabouttheinhabitantsofanotherworld,mustbealittleautomatonpoppedupfromGodknowswhere.

  Meanwhile,thedoormarked"Forbidden"openedupagain.

  Itcamein.

  Itrolledonlittlewheels,awobbling,halting,topplingprogress,aclockworklandgalleon,tallasamast,advangatastatelyiferraticpaoddingandbegandsheddingiialfragmentsofitssurfaceasitcame,itsfoliagerustling,nowstudperilouslyrogatacrathestonefloorwithwhichitswheelsotcope,nowflyier-skelter,almostoutoftrol,wobbling,clig,whirring,aricjuggernautevidentlyalmostonthepointofcollapse;ithasbeenaheavyafternoon.

  But,althoughitlookedasifetricallyself-propelled,ArcimboldotheMilanesepushedit,pigupbitsofthethingastheyfelloff,tut-tuttingatitsruination,pushingit,shovingit,occasionallypigitupbodilyandcarryingit.Hewassmearedalloverwithitssecretionsandlookedforwardtoagoodwashohadbeeurhecuriousroomfromwhecame.There,theDoctorandhisassistantwilltakeitapartuntiltheime.

  Thisthingbeforeus,althoughitisnot,wasnotandneverwillbealive,hasbeenanimateandwillbeanimateagain,but,atthemoment,not,fornow,afteronefinalshove,itstuckstock-still,wheelshalted,wounddown,utteri,gross,meicalsigh.

  Anippledroppedoff.TheDoctorpickeditupandofferedittothechild.Arawberry!Sheshookherhead.

  Thesizeandpromihesedarysexualcharacteristidicatethiscreatureis,likethechild,ofthefemininegender.ShelivesinthefruitbowlwheretheDoctorfoundthefirststrawberry.WhentheArchdukewantsher,Arcimboldo,whodesignedher,putshertogetheragain,arrangingthefruitofwhichsheisposedonawickerframe,alwaysalittledifferentfromthelasttimeacctowhatthegreenhouseprovide.Today,herhairislargelyposedofgreenmuscatgrapes,hernoseapear,eyesfilbertnuts,cheeksrussetapplessomewhatwrinkled--nevermind!TheArchdukehasapentforolderwomehepaiherready,shelookedlikeCarmenMirandashatonwheels,buthernamewas"Summer".

  Butnow,whatdevastation!Hairmashed,nosesquashed,bosompureed,bellyjuiced.Thechildobservedthisapparitionwiththegreatesti.Shespokeagain.Shequeriedearly:

  "If70perthavelostaneye,75pertanear,80pertanarm,85pertaleg:ertage,atleast,musthavelostallfour?"2

  Onceagaiumpedthem.Theypondered,allthreemen,andatlastslowlyshooktheirheads.Asifthechildsquestiohelaststraw,"Summer"nowdisied--subsided,slithered,sloppedoffherframeintoherfruitbowl,whilstshedfruit,somealmostwhole,bouherushesarouheMilahapang,watchedhisdesigndisie.

  ItisnotsomuchthattheArchdukelikestopretendthismonstrousbeingisalive,fornothinginhumanisalientohim;rather,hedoesnotcarewhethersheisaliveorno,thatwhathewantstodoistoplungehismemberiificialstrangeness,perhapsashedoessoimagininghimselfanorchardandthisembrace,thispluothesuctflesh,whiotfleshasweknowit,whichis,ifyoulike,theliviaphor--"fica"--explainsArcimboldo,displayingtheorifice--thisintercoursewiththeveryfleshofsummerwillfructifyhiscoldkingdom,thesnowytryoutsidethewindow,wherethecreakingravenendlesslylamentstheiweather.

  "Reasonbeestheenemywhichwithholdsfromussomanypossibilitiesofpleasure,"saidFreud.

  Oneday,whenthefishwithintheriverfreeze,thedayofthefrigidlunarnoon,theArchdukewilletoDrDee,hiscrazyeyesresembling,theone,ablackberry,theother,acherry,andsay:transformmeintoaharvestfestival!

  Sohedid;buttheweathergoter.

  Peckish,Kellyabsentlydemolishedafallenpeach,solostinthoughtheicedthepurplebruise,alecatplayedcroquetwiththepeachstonewhileDrDee,stirredbymemoriesofhisEnglishchildrenlongagoandfaraway,strokedthegirlsflaxenhair.

  "Whitherestthou?"heaskedher.

  Thequestionstirredheragainintospeech.

  "Aaheyearwithonly£1,000apiece,"sheannounced,urgently.

  Thethreementurolookatherasifshewereabouttopronounepieceoforacularwisdom.Shetossedherblondehead.Shewenton.

  "Theyborrowednought;theystolenought.ONewYearsDaytheyhad£60,000betweenthem.Howdidtheydoit?"3

  Theycouldnotthinkofareply.Theytiostareather,wordsturningtodustintheirmouths.

  "Howdidtheydoit?"sherepeated,nowalmostwithdesperation,asif,iftheyonlycouldstumbleonthecorrectreply,shewouldbeprecipitatedback,diminutive,stern,rational,withinthecrystalballandtheossedbackthroughthemirrorto"timewillbe",or,eveer,tothebookfromwhichshehadsprung.

  "PoorTomsa-cold,"offeredtheraven.Afterthat,camesilence.

  NOTE:

  TheaoAlicesdrums:

  1One.

  2Ten.

  3TheywentthatdaytotheBankofEngland.Astoodinfrontofit,whileBwentroundandstoodbehindit.

  ProblemsandanswersfromATaale,LewisCarroll,London,1885.

  Alicewasiedbyalogiandthereforesheesfromtheworldofnonsehatis,fromtheworldofnon-seheoppositeofonsehisworldisstrictedbylogicaldeduandiscreatedbylanguage,althoughlanguageshiversintoabstraswithinit.松语文学www.16sy.coM免费小说阅读