PART 3
EXT.USATODAYLOADINGDOCK-DAY
Ikeridessadlyonthebackofaforklift,getsoffandwalks
out.
EXT.HALERESIDENTIALSTREET-ANOTHERM
ANGLEONMAGGIESHOUSE:
Atraingoesby.Amodestclapboardhouseorch.Two
entrances.APAPERBOYtossesapaperontothelawninfrontof
thehouse.ThefrontdooropensandMaggieappearsfreshoutof
bed,wearingonlyajacketandpanties.Heedlessofbeingseen
thisway,shescampersouttothesidewalktopickupher
deliveredpaper:USAToday.Shetearsofftheplasticbagand
ripsintoit,lookingforherletter.Shefindsit.Asmileon
herface,thenshescampersbatothehouse.
INT.MAGGIESHOUSE-THATMOMENT
MaggieskipsbatoherhousewhichsheshareswithFather
andGrandma.Acozyandeclecticplacecreativelyfurnishedon
ashoe-string.Sherushesinto:KITWHEREBOBKELLY,
fiance#4,ispagsintoabackpack.Bob,38,hasa
pleasantfadabodythatisalmostshoglybuff.Hes
wearingaT-shirtthatreads:"MountaineersDoItAgainstthe
Wall.",Maggiedancesover,wavingthepaperandsinging.
MAGGIE
Sheedhim,sheedhim...
Bobtesttheweightofthebackpackaddingdehydratefood.
BOB
ehere,Mag,andtrythison.
Maggieputsthepaperoterandstartstoread
aloud,payingnomindtoBob,whoisstigherarmsthrough
thestrapsofthebackpack.
MAGGIE
Listen:"DearMs.Carpenter,I
apologizetoyouforthisunfortunate
matter.IkeGrahamsnwillno
longerbeappearinginthispaper.
Bestofluyouupingmarriage!"
Bobtioholduptheweightofthebackpackashestraps
itontoMaggiesshoulders.
BOB
That-a-girl!Yousackedhim.
(chegpack)
Thisistheweightofthepackyoure
goingtohavetocarryintheHimalayas.
Tellmeifitstooheavy.
BobletsgoandMaggieFALLSBACKWARD,disappearingbehindthe
ter,andhittingthefloor,withaTHUD.Boblooksdownat
her.Maggiesvoicerisesfromthefloorbehindtheter.
MAGGIE(o.s.)
Itsalittle...Itsalittleheavy...
Helpme,baby.
Bobhasnoanswer.Hereachesahanddown.HeyelpsasMaggie
pullshimdownontopofher,outofframe.WeHEARthemgiggle
andkiss.
INT.USATODAYLOADINGDOOTHERDAY
Fisherusesthedockforaphotoshootfeaturingmenandwomen
ineveningandformalwearfromEscadaf.Q.Fisherisnot
actuallyshootingthecamera,butrathersupervisingit.
Fisherclapshishandsandcallsthemodelstoattention.Then
hegoesontothestageahemodelsintheirpositions.
FISHER(td)
Remember,uttingthe"fun"back
intoformal.
(toIke)
Ijustsaythatfortheagencyguys.I
dontevenknowwhatthatmeans.Now
followme.
INT.USATODAYOBSERVATIONROOM-DAY
Elevatordoorsopen.IkeandFisherexitandwalktowardsthe
coffeetable.
FISHER
Ike,IreallylikedtheRunawayBride
piedsinceIdofreelauff
f.Q.,Iminadifferentposition
now...
IKE
Whatareytosaytome,Fish?
Theystopwalking.
FISHER
Vindication.Howwouldyouliketoget
some?Acetoprovethat,though
yourfactswereirelystraight,
yourtheorywascorrect.
IKE
(hidinghishope)
TherealstoryonMissCarpenter.
FISHER
Allthegorydetails.
Theystartwalkingagain.
IKE
(excited)
Theanatomyoftheblackwidowspider
ofMaryland.
FISHER
Itwouldntbeabadwaytogetyou
batowritiurepieces
again.
IKE
(enthusiastically)
Thisisgood.Itisagoodstory,
Fish.
Theystopatthecoffeetableandgrabsomethi.
FISHER
(nods)
Ifsheruns,thenitsacoverstory.
Alltrue.Allaccurate.
IKE
(fesses)
Okay,yht.Ihatedmy
n,butIdothisassig.
FISHER
Thenyouvegotit.Ifyouleave
tomorrowforthehinterlands,youll
haveplentyoftimebeforeher
weddingtrot.
IKE
"Paidvindication"ThatswhatIcall
justice.
FISHER
Justice,yes.Paid,Idontknow.
Theyliketheidea,butmyhandsare
tiedwithbudgetrestraints.
IKE
ButIllgetmynormalfee,right?
Hewalksaway.
IKE
Youwaodoitonspec?!
Hefollowshim.
CUTTO:
EXT.MARYLANDHIGHWAY-DAY
WeseeIkedrivingdownthehighway.Thecarsputtersalittle
asheandFishertiheirversationinvoice-over.(If
heeditor.)
FISHER(V.O.)
Dontsay"spec"likeitsadirtyword.
NobodyeverpaidShakespearetowritea
play!Platoabookadvance...
IKE(V.O.)
Ohyeah!Ihappentoknowfrom
reliablesourcesthatzchegot
expensesaalcar.
WehearFisherlaugh.
IKE(V.O.;td)
Imgoingtomakethiswork,Fish.Im
goingtodoit!
IkescardrivesintoHale,passingabillboardreading,
"WeletoHale."
CUTTO:
EXT.HALESTREET-DAY
IkedrivesdownpicturesqueMai.HepassesHale
Hardware.Signsays:"AtCurl.Bebacksoon."
EXT.ATLANTICHOTEL-DAY
ABARBERSHOPQUARTETissinginginfrontoftheonlyhotelin
town.Ikepullsupandgoesinside.
INT.LOBBY/ATLANTICHOTEL-DAY
IkehascheckedintotheAtlanticHotel.Theclerk,LEE,hands
himhiskey.Ikeasksaboutroomservidtherestaurant.
AnOLDERWOMANaskshimifheplaysbridgeashegoesupthe
stairstohisroom.
EXT.HALEMAI-DAY
IkeexitshishotelastheBarberShopQuartetfinishessinging
"CamptownRaces."
Henowwalksdownthecharmingmainarteryofthetown,looking
exactlylikewhatheis:aiewYorkoutofhiselement
onsunnyMai,USA.KIDSridebyoreaming
balloonsbehindthem.AballoonhitsIkeontheface.Ashe
crossesthestreet,hemuttersintohistaperecorder:
IKE
IthinkIminMaryberry.
Flagshangonallthestorefrontsandtheplacesparkleswith
wholesomeattitudesasPEOPLEgreeteachotherfamiliarly.Ike
estobeautyparlorcalled"CurlUpandDye".Theplaceis
doingbusinessandcroOMEN.
IYPARLOR-DAY
dy,themanicurist,doesMrs.Pressmansnails.Maggiesits
ontheflooroPeggyssalonchair,fixingthebaseofa
barberchair.Shetightensascrewandlooksup,satisfied.
dysdogisonthefloornearMaggie.
MAGGIE
dy,youbetter86Sprout.Heseems
tobeenjoyiroleum
distillates.
dyrollsoverinherchair,picksupherdogandrollsback
toherstation.
DY
Thatsit.Backtoobedienceschool.
MAGGIE
(toPeggy)
Okay--haveaseat...gently,
carefully.
Peggysitsinthechair.Maggiespinsheraroundandaround.
PEGGY
(delightedas
shespins)
Yoddess!
MAGGIE
Ididnteveogethis
gasket,justputinalittlehydraulic
fluid.
PEGGY
Stopit.Whenyoutalklikethat,I
getturnedonanditfrightensme.
JUSTTHEersthesalon,takingoffhissunglasses.
Peggyhopsoffthechair.
IKE
Hello.Imlookingfie
Carpeherewasasignatthe
hardwarestoreacrossthestreet...
PEGGY
Areyouareporter?
ItsalittleearlyinthegameforIketobethrownoffguard.
IKE
(shocked)
What?
PEGGY
(eyeinghisloafers)
Itsbeenourexperieanyone
withsomesewgawonhisloafers
endsupbeingancityreporter
wantingtointerviewMaggie.
IKE
Aboutherupingweddingandall.
PEGGY
No,abouthergettingthatassholefrom
NewYorkfired.
Ikesmilesdownathisloafersandshrugs.
IKE
Iamjustsuchareporter.Andyouare?
PEGGY
PeggyPhleming.Nottheiceskater.
Peggystepsaside.IkemovestowarddyandMrs.Pressman.
IKE
Andwhoaretheselovelyladies?
Teladiesshakehishandandintroducethemselves.
DY
dy.Maggiesunmarriedcousin.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Mrs.Pressman.ion.
PEGGY
Andyouare?
IKE
(turningtowardher)
Lookingfie.
PEGGY
Yep.Maggie--Someooseeyou.
Maggielooksoverfromhersittingpositiononthefloor.She
givesIketheonce-over,fogontheshoes.
MAGGIE
(yellingtoPeggy)
Reporter?
PEGGY
Yup!
IkecrouchestoseeMaggieonthefloorjustassherisestoher
feet.Ikestraightensup.Foramomehrownbyher
beautyandintelligenteyes.
MAGGIE
Ihopeyouhaveadifferentangle.
Itsprettymuchallbeencovered.
IKE
inalityismyspeciality.
MAGGIE
Excellent.
PEGGY
Holdon--NobodyinterviewsMaggiein
hereuheyregettinghaircut.
MAGGIE
Shestheboss.
IKE
Sorry,no.Ijustgotone.
MRS.PRESSMAN
(toIke)
Excuseme,sir.Ihaveanactualfact
foryou.
IKE
(stepstoMrs.Pressman)
Yes,Mrs.Pressman.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Itsherfourthtimetothealtar,you
know.Notseveheysaid.
IKE
Iknow.Tellmesomething.Doyou
thinkshesgoingtomakeitallthe
waythistime?
DuringtheIke/Mrs.Pressmanexge,MaggielooksatIke.
Theressomethingfamiliarabouthim.ShelooksoveratPeggy
andbeshertoacopyofIkesnaffixedtoamirror.
Agoateeandhorns,havebeenscrawledonIkesbyliure.
Hesbeen"devilized".PeggycoughsasshereizesIkein
theneerclipping.
MAGGIE
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Ikeridessadlyonthebackofaforklift,getsoffandwalks
out.
EXT.HALERESIDENTIALSTREET-ANOTHERM
ANGLEONMAGGIESHOUSE:
Atraingoesby.Amodestclapboardhouseorch.Two
entrances.APAPERBOYtossesapaperontothelawninfrontof
thehouse.ThefrontdooropensandMaggieappearsfreshoutof
bed,wearingonlyajacketandpanties.Heedlessofbeingseen
thisway,shescampersouttothesidewalktopickupher
deliveredpaper:USAToday.Shetearsofftheplasticbagand
ripsintoit,lookingforherletter.Shefindsit.Asmileon
herface,thenshescampersbatothehouse.
INT.MAGGIESHOUSE-THATMOMENT
MaggieskipsbatoherhousewhichsheshareswithFather
andGrandma.Acozyandeclecticplacecreativelyfurnishedon
ashoe-string.Sherushesinto:KITWHEREBOBKELLY,
fiance#4,ispagsintoabackpack.Bob,38,hasa
pleasantfadabodythatisalmostshoglybuff.Hes
wearingaT-shirtthatreads:"MountaineersDoItAgainstthe
Wall.",Maggiedancesover,wavingthepaperandsinging.
MAGGIE
Sheedhim,sheedhim...
Bobtesttheweightofthebackpackaddingdehydratefood.
BOB
ehere,Mag,andtrythison.
Maggieputsthepaperoterandstartstoread
aloud,payingnomindtoBob,whoisstigherarmsthrough
thestrapsofthebackpack.
MAGGIE
Listen:"DearMs.Carpenter,I
apologizetoyouforthisunfortunate
matter.IkeGrahamsnwillno
longerbeappearinginthispaper.
Bestofluyouupingmarriage!"
Bobtioholduptheweightofthebackpackashestraps
itontoMaggiesshoulders.
BOB
That-a-girl!Yousackedhim.
(chegpack)
Thisistheweightofthepackyoure
goingtohavetocarryintheHimalayas.
Tellmeifitstooheavy.
BobletsgoandMaggieFALLSBACKWARD,disappearingbehindthe
ter,andhittingthefloor,withaTHUD.Boblooksdownat
her.Maggiesvoicerisesfromthefloorbehindtheter.
MAGGIE(o.s.)
Itsalittle...Itsalittleheavy...
Helpme,baby.
Bobhasnoanswer.Hereachesahanddown.HeyelpsasMaggie
pullshimdownontopofher,outofframe.WeHEARthemgiggle
andkiss.
INT.USATODAYLOADINGDOOTHERDAY
Fisherusesthedockforaphotoshootfeaturingmenandwomen
ineveningandformalwearfromEscadaf.Q.Fisherisnot
actuallyshootingthecamera,butrathersupervisingit.
Fisherclapshishandsandcallsthemodelstoattention.Then
hegoesontothestageahemodelsintheirpositions.
FISHER(td)
Remember,uttingthe"fun"back
intoformal.
(toIke)
Ijustsaythatfortheagencyguys.I
dontevenknowwhatthatmeans.Now
followme.
INT.USATODAYOBSERVATIONROOM-DAY
Elevatordoorsopen.IkeandFisherexitandwalktowardsthe
coffeetable.
FISHER
Ike,IreallylikedtheRunawayBride
piedsinceIdofreelauff
f.Q.,Iminadifferentposition
now...
IKE
Whatareytosaytome,Fish?
Theystopwalking.
FISHER
Vindication.Howwouldyouliketoget
some?Acetoprovethat,though
yourfactswereirelystraight,
yourtheorywascorrect.
IKE
(hidinghishope)
TherealstoryonMissCarpenter.
FISHER
Allthegorydetails.
Theystartwalkingagain.
IKE
(excited)
Theanatomyoftheblackwidowspider
ofMaryland.
FISHER
Itwouldntbeabadwaytogetyou
batowritiurepieces
again.
IKE
(enthusiastically)
Thisisgood.Itisagoodstory,
Fish.
Theystopatthecoffeetableandgrabsomethi.
FISHER
(nods)
Ifsheruns,thenitsacoverstory.
Alltrue.Allaccurate.
IKE
(fesses)
Okay,yht.Ihatedmy
n,butIdothisassig.
FISHER
Thenyouvegotit.Ifyouleave
tomorrowforthehinterlands,youll
haveplentyoftimebeforeher
weddingtrot.
IKE
"Paidvindication"ThatswhatIcall
justice.
FISHER
Justice,yes.Paid,Idontknow.
Theyliketheidea,butmyhandsare
tiedwithbudgetrestraints.
IKE
ButIllgetmynormalfee,right?
Hewalksaway.
IKE
Youwaodoitonspec?!
Hefollowshim.
CUTTO:
EXT.MARYLANDHIGHWAY-DAY
WeseeIkedrivingdownthehighway.Thecarsputtersalittle
asheandFishertiheirversationinvoice-over.(If
heeditor.)
FISHER(V.O.)
Dontsay"spec"likeitsadirtyword.
NobodyeverpaidShakespearetowritea
play!Platoabookadvance...
IKE(V.O.)
Ohyeah!Ihappentoknowfrom
reliablesourcesthatzchegot
expensesaalcar.
WehearFisherlaugh.
IKE(V.O.;td)
Imgoingtomakethiswork,Fish.Im
goingtodoit!
IkescardrivesintoHale,passingabillboardreading,
"WeletoHale."
CUTTO:
EXT.HALESTREET-DAY
IkedrivesdownpicturesqueMai.HepassesHale
Hardware.Signsays:"AtCurl.Bebacksoon."
EXT.ATLANTICHOTEL-DAY
ABARBERSHOPQUARTETissinginginfrontoftheonlyhotelin
town.Ikepullsupandgoesinside.
INT.LOBBY/ATLANTICHOTEL-DAY
IkehascheckedintotheAtlanticHotel.Theclerk,LEE,hands
himhiskey.Ikeasksaboutroomservidtherestaurant.
AnOLDERWOMANaskshimifheplaysbridgeashegoesupthe
stairstohisroom.
EXT.HALEMAI-DAY
IkeexitshishotelastheBarberShopQuartetfinishessinging
"CamptownRaces."
Henowwalksdownthecharmingmainarteryofthetown,looking
exactlylikewhatheis:aiewYorkoutofhiselement
onsunnyMai,USA.KIDSridebyoreaming
balloonsbehindthem.AballoonhitsIkeontheface.Ashe
crossesthestreet,hemuttersintohistaperecorder:
IKE
IthinkIminMaryberry.
Flagshangonallthestorefrontsandtheplacesparkleswith
wholesomeattitudesasPEOPLEgreeteachotherfamiliarly.Ike
estobeautyparlorcalled"CurlUpandDye".Theplaceis
doingbusinessandcroOMEN.
IYPARLOR-DAY
dy,themanicurist,doesMrs.Pressmansnails.Maggiesits
ontheflooroPeggyssalonchair,fixingthebaseofa
barberchair.Shetightensascrewandlooksup,satisfied.
dysdogisonthefloornearMaggie.
MAGGIE
dy,youbetter86Sprout.Heseems
tobeenjoyiroleum
distillates.
dyrollsoverinherchair,picksupherdogandrollsback
toherstation.
DY
Thatsit.Backtoobedienceschool.
MAGGIE
(toPeggy)
Okay--haveaseat...gently,
carefully.
Peggysitsinthechair.Maggiespinsheraroundandaround.
PEGGY
(delightedas
shespins)
Yoddess!
MAGGIE
Ididnteveogethis
gasket,justputinalittlehydraulic
fluid.
PEGGY
Stopit.Whenyoutalklikethat,I
getturnedonanditfrightensme.
JUSTTHEersthesalon,takingoffhissunglasses.
Peggyhopsoffthechair.
IKE
Hello.Imlookingfie
Carpeherewasasignatthe
hardwarestoreacrossthestreet...
PEGGY
Areyouareporter?
ItsalittleearlyinthegameforIketobethrownoffguard.
IKE
(shocked)
What?
PEGGY
(eyeinghisloafers)
Itsbeenourexperieanyone
withsomesewgawonhisloafers
endsupbeingancityreporter
wantingtointerviewMaggie.
IKE
Aboutherupingweddingandall.
PEGGY
No,abouthergettingthatassholefrom
NewYorkfired.
Ikesmilesdownathisloafersandshrugs.
IKE
Iamjustsuchareporter.Andyouare?
PEGGY
PeggyPhleming.Nottheiceskater.
Peggystepsaside.IkemovestowarddyandMrs.Pressman.
IKE
Andwhoaretheselovelyladies?
Teladiesshakehishandandintroducethemselves.
DY
dy.Maggiesunmarriedcousin.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Mrs.Pressman.ion.
PEGGY
Andyouare?
IKE
(turningtowardher)
Lookingfie.
PEGGY
Yep.Maggie--Someooseeyou.
Maggielooksoverfromhersittingpositiononthefloor.She
givesIketheonce-over,fogontheshoes.
MAGGIE
(yellingtoPeggy)
Reporter?
PEGGY
Yup!
IkecrouchestoseeMaggieonthefloorjustassherisestoher
feet.Ikestraightensup.Foramomehrownbyher
beautyandintelligenteyes.
MAGGIE
Ihopeyouhaveadifferentangle.
Itsprettymuchallbeencovered.
IKE
inalityismyspeciality.
MAGGIE
Excellent.
PEGGY
Holdon--NobodyinterviewsMaggiein
hereuheyregettinghaircut.
MAGGIE
Shestheboss.
IKE
Sorry,no.Ijustgotone.
MRS.PRESSMAN
(toIke)
Excuseme,sir.Ihaveanactualfact
foryou.
IKE
(stepstoMrs.Pressman)
Yes,Mrs.Pressman.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Itsherfourthtimetothealtar,you
know.Notseveheysaid.
IKE
Iknow.Tellmesomething.Doyou
thinkshesgoingtomakeitallthe
waythistime?
DuringtheIke/Mrs.Pressmanexge,MaggielooksatIke.
Theressomethingfamiliarabouthim.ShelooksoveratPeggy
andbeshertoacopyofIkesnaffixedtoamirror.
Agoateeandhorns,havebeenscrawledonIkesbyliure.
Hesbeen"devilized".PeggycoughsasshereizesIkein
theneerclipping.
MAGGIE
Sheswallowedhergun.松语文学www.16sy.coM免费小说阅读