PART 4
EXT.USATODAYLOADINGDOCK-DAY
Mrs.PressmantinuesherstorytoIke.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Imnotsure.Mr.Schullianrunsthe
and,hesourlocalbookie,you
know,hesgivitooneoddsshe
wont.Hesaysshessofamousnow,
maybeVegaswillgiveoddsonher.Im
goingtowaittohearwhattheprossay.
IKE
Goodfact.Well,youletmeknow.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Oh,Iwill.
ANGLEON:
MaggieindicatesntoPeggy.Shelooksoveratthepartof
theshopusedtowashanddyehair.Theresasink,stoolanda
etaffixedtothewallabovesink,whichholdsvarious
shampoosandhairdyes.Maggiegetsanidea.MaggieandPeggy
stepforwardtowardIke.
MAGGIE
Well,insteadofahaircut,howabout
awash?Youknow,getallthatcity
gritoutofit.
IKE
Youllanswermyquestions?
Maggienodsaffirmatively.
IKE(td)
(removinghisjacket)
Fine.Youwash,Illaskthe
questions.
PEGGY
Great.
IkehandsPeggyhisjacket.AmystifiedPeggyleadsIketothe
sink.Whileshedoesthis...
MAGGIE
Haveaseat.Peggy,whydontyougive
himthespecialtreatmentthat
strehefollicles.
Ikesitsinthechairhesink.Maggieshakesoutasmock
andputsitaroundIke.
MAGGIE(td)
So,whatdoyouwanttoknow?
Ikeleansashisheadonthesink.Peggybendsoverhim
ashishair.Shegrabsvarioushaircproducts.
IKE
Gettingnervous?
MAGGIE
Nervous?Notatall!No.Ivenever
beeaininmylife.Except
--Iamhavingallkindsofweird
dreams.
Ikepullstheclothdownfromoverhisface.
IKE
Weirddreams?Yoingtotellme
aboutthem?
MAGGIE
Yes.
PEGGY
(calming)
Letsjustputthisbackhereforthe
aromatherapy.
Peggyrecovershisface,thentiofusswiththehair
cproducts.Maggiehelps.
IYPARLOR-LATER
IkesitswithatoweloverhisheadasPeggyblow-driestheback
ofhishead.Hisbackistothemirror,hisbodyfacesMaggie.
dydoesherownnailsasMrs.Pressmanscratchesofflottery
tickets.Thedog,Sprout,sitsinisbasket.
MAGGIE
Inanotherone...
PETE,wearingahat,esinthefrontdoorofthesalon.
PEGGY
Hey,Pete,Illberightwithyou.
IkepeeksoutfromunderhistowelasMaggietinues.
MAGGIE
Imihechurch.EveryoneIknow
isthere,onlytheyrenotreallythem.
TheyrelikeFraeinmonsters,but
withouttheboltsingoutoftheir
necks.Itsallvery"Nightofthe
LivingDead".Ahecreepiest
part--Ilookdownatmydressand
itsred.Imean,Ihavenoideawhat
itmeans.Redsnotmycolor!
Ikelistensilyandstaressteadilyintohereyes.Peggy
removesthetowel.Hishairisdividedintoequalpartsand
dyedeandred.
MAGGIE(td)
Sowhatdoyouthink?
Ikestaresbackather,thetickleofsuspicreepinguphis
spine.
IKE
Ithinkyoudlookgoodinred.
PEGGY
No,shestalkingaboutyourhair.
MaggieswivelshischairsothatIkefacesthemirror.Ike
looksathisbrightlycoloredhair.
MAGGIE
Youreallreadyforfootballseason,
Mr.Graham.
Ikestaresathishairintotalfusion.Withicycalm,Ike
risesfromhischairandprimpstheendofhishairasifgiving
itthefinishingtouches.Thenheseeshisdefaeer
clippingandallbeesclear.Hepicksuptheartid
showsittoeveryone.Ikedoesaslowburn.
IKE
Yes,IthinkIhepersonality
profileofthewomenofHale.
Iketurnsandputstheclippinguponthemirror.
IKE(td)
(toPeggy)
Myjacket,please.
Peggyhandshimhisjacket.
IKE(td)
(sarcastically)
Thankyou.
Ikemovestowardthedoor.HespotsPete.
IKE(td)
(puttingonjacket;
toPete)
Excuseme,Pete,doyouknolace
thatsellsshampoo...Strongshampoo?
PETE
DocsPharmacy.Thirdaell
himPetesentyou.Wantmyhat?
IKE
Nothanks.
IkesmilesatMaggieas.
MAGGIE
(toPeggy)
Heseemscrabby.
CUTTO:
EXT.MAI-DAY
Infrontofbeautysalon,MaggiefollowsIkeout.
MAGGIE
IfyourelookingforElmStreet,its
thatway.
Sheputslasses.
IKE
Thankyou.
Hewalkstheotherway.
MAGGIE
Ifyoucamedowhepursuitof
happiness,youmightaswellgoback.
Becauseyoutmakemefeelbad.
ShestopswalkingandturnstoIke.
IKE
Imomakeyoufeelbad.Im
hereforvindication.I...
MAGGIE
Youhaveone?
Ikewalksbaaggie.
IKE
IfeelImrightaboutyou.Yougotme
fired,lady.Youdestroyedmy
reputationandyouscrewedupmyhair.
Youchewmenup,spitthemoutand
lovedit.AndImdowosatisfy
myselfonthatpoint.
PASSERSBYstareatIkeshairandgiggle.
MAGGIE
Didsomethinghappentomakeyoucare
aboutreality?
IKE
Yes.vi.vithatIm
ontothetruth.Yoingtodothe
samethingto"poorbastardnumberfour"
thatyoudidtothelastthree.Youre
goingtain.AndImnot
leavinguntilyoudGIE
Yoingtobeverydisappointed.
IKE
Wellsee.
MAGGIE
Idlovetostayandchat,butIvegetbacktowork.Istillhavemy
job.
Hestaresatherforabeat,stungbyherwords.
MAGGIE
Ihavenothingtohide,Mr.Graham.
Talktowhoeveryouwant.Youmight
actuallystumbleuponafactortwgiewalksaway.IkewalksafewstepsandstopsataKIDon
abike.
IKE
Hey,kid,Illgiveyoutenbucksfor
yourhat.
Kidagrees.Ikeputsthehatonandstartstocrossthestreet.
AnOLDWOMANwalksbyandhitshimwithaneer.Ikeis
stunned.
EXT.MAGGIESHOUSE-DUSK
Maggiepullsintothedrivewayiruck.Shesinafine
moodasshewalksrightinthehouse.
INT.MAGGIESHOUSE-DUSK
Bob,Walter,andMaggiesGRANDMOTHERJULIAsitintheliving
room.GrandmaissewingoneofMaggiesweddingveils.Walter
drinkswine,Ikewearsahat.
WALTER
Youknow,whenIonlyseeonedog,I
knowIvehadtoomuchtodrink.
Tefamilydog,Skipper,sitsnearaceramicdogtable.Maggie
smilesasshewalksinthefrontdoorandputsdowoolbox
andbag.
MAGGIE
Youllneverguesswhocamecrawling
intotownwithhistailbetweenhis
legs.
IKE(o.s.)
WhgieeheparlortoseeIkesmilingevillyfromhisseat
onthecouch.
IKE(td)
(ily)
Hello,Maggie.Ijustcamebyto
apologizetoyourfamily.
(lookstoWalter)
WhenImwrong,Imwrong.Ipusheda
story.Imadeamistake.
WALTER
Inotherwords--hesonlyhuman.An
hebroughtusabottleofwine.
RaisesthebottletoMaggie.
IKE
Theymademeputmyhatba.
WALTER
Oh,yeah.Scaredthehelloutof
Skipper.
MAGGIE
Youvegottobekiddingme.
Maggiestaresatthemboth.
BOB
(enjoyingthemoment)
No,no,youshouldhaveseenSkipper.
(then,imitates
growling)
Itwasntthatfunny.
Maggiegiveshimalookthatsays,"Youarenotabsolved."She
smilesstiffly,lookingbackatIke.Shethensitsonthearm
ofBobschairandputsherarmonhisshoulder.
MAGGIE
So,theforcesofgoodandevilhave
alreadymet.
MaggietakesthewilefromthetableoWalter.She
snapsalooktoBob,whofollowsher.
BOB
Illhelpyoutakeintothekit.
GRANDMAJULIA
Chethecrabs,Bob.
Weoverhearthemmurmuringinaonesaboutthewedding
plansastheyexit...Walterputsdownhisdrink.
IKE
Gee,Ihopetheydonthaveafightout
there.Youdontthinktheyllcallit
off...?
WALTER
Well,weddingcakefreezes.Thiswe
know.
IKE
Youknow,yhterseems...
Ikenoticesthathesbeeotheveil.
GRANDMAJULIA
Sorry.
IKE
Thatsokay,Grandma.
GrandmacutsthethreadandseparatestheveilfromIkessleeve.
IKE(td)
(tinuinghisthought)
...Likesuchalovelygirl.
Walterpointstoaportraitpaintingonthewall.
WALTER
Likehermother.
IKE
(seeirait)
Ah,beautiful.
(getsuptoadmire
theportrait)
Ijusttseeherleavingmultiple
groomsilikethat.
GRANDMAJULIA
Oh,yes,you.Sheshasemallon
tape.
IKE
Shehasatape?
WALTER
(good-natured)
Yeah.Leeatthehotelvideoswedding.
ImeanMaggiedidntknowshewasgoing
tomakethehundred-yarddash.
Waltergesturestoapileofvideocassettesonthebookcase.
Ikechethetapes.
IKE
Dadsfishingtrip,Grandmasknee
operation,Grandmasbirthday...
WALTER
Gottatellyouthisaboutmydaughter.
Mydaughtermakesrealgoodtime,even
inalongdressandheels.Maggiemay
notbeHaleslorunningjoke,but
shecertainlyisthefastest.
Waltercracksup.
GRANDMAJULIA
(sarcastically)
Haha.
CLOSEON:Atape.Itreads:"MaggieI,II,III."Ikes
iismorethanpiqued.Ikepicksitup.Theygetupand
gotothediningroom.
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Mrs.PressmantinuesherstorytoIke.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Imnotsure.Mr.Schullianrunsthe
and,hesourlocalbookie,you
know,hesgivitooneoddsshe
wont.Hesaysshessofamousnow,
maybeVegaswillgiveoddsonher.Im
goingtowaittohearwhattheprossay.
IKE
Goodfact.Well,youletmeknow.
MRS.PRESSMAN
Oh,Iwill.
ANGLEON:
MaggieindicatesntoPeggy.Shelooksoveratthepartof
theshopusedtowashanddyehair.Theresasink,stoolanda
etaffixedtothewallabovesink,whichholdsvarious
shampoosandhairdyes.Maggiegetsanidea.MaggieandPeggy
stepforwardtowardIke.
MAGGIE
Well,insteadofahaircut,howabout
awash?Youknow,getallthatcity
gritoutofit.
IKE
Youllanswermyquestions?
Maggienodsaffirmatively.
IKE(td)
(removinghisjacket)
Fine.Youwash,Illaskthe
questions.
PEGGY
Great.
IkehandsPeggyhisjacket.AmystifiedPeggyleadsIketothe
sink.Whileshedoesthis...
MAGGIE
Haveaseat.Peggy,whydontyougive
himthespecialtreatmentthat
strehefollicles.
Ikesitsinthechairhesink.Maggieshakesoutasmock
andputsitaroundIke.
MAGGIE(td)
So,whatdoyouwanttoknow?
Ikeleansashisheadonthesink.Peggybendsoverhim
ashishair.Shegrabsvarioushaircproducts.
IKE
Gettingnervous?
MAGGIE
Nervous?Notatall!No.Ivenever
beeaininmylife.Except
--Iamhavingallkindsofweird
dreams.
Ikepullstheclothdownfromoverhisface.
IKE
Weirddreams?Yoingtotellme
aboutthem?
MAGGIE
Yes.
PEGGY
(calming)
Letsjustputthisbackhereforthe
aromatherapy.
Peggyrecovershisface,thentiofusswiththehair
cproducts.Maggiehelps.
IYPARLOR-LATER
IkesitswithatoweloverhisheadasPeggyblow-driestheback
ofhishead.Hisbackistothemirror,hisbodyfacesMaggie.
dydoesherownnailsasMrs.Pressmanscratchesofflottery
tickets.Thedog,Sprout,sitsinisbasket.
MAGGIE
Inanotherone...
PETE,wearingahat,esinthefrontdoorofthesalon.
PEGGY
Hey,Pete,Illberightwithyou.
IkepeeksoutfromunderhistowelasMaggietinues.
MAGGIE
Imihechurch.EveryoneIknow
isthere,onlytheyrenotreallythem.
TheyrelikeFraeinmonsters,but
withouttheboltsingoutoftheir
necks.Itsallvery"Nightofthe
LivingDead".Ahecreepiest
part--Ilookdownatmydressand
itsred.Imean,Ihavenoideawhat
itmeans.Redsnotmycolor!
Ikelistensilyandstaressteadilyintohereyes.Peggy
removesthetowel.Hishairisdividedintoequalpartsand
dyedeandred.
MAGGIE(td)
Sowhatdoyouthink?
Ikestaresbackather,thetickleofsuspicreepinguphis
spine.
IKE
Ithinkyoudlookgoodinred.
PEGGY
No,shestalkingaboutyourhair.
MaggieswivelshischairsothatIkefacesthemirror.Ike
looksathisbrightlycoloredhair.
MAGGIE
Youreallreadyforfootballseason,
Mr.Graham.
Ikestaresathishairintotalfusion.Withicycalm,Ike
risesfromhischairandprimpstheendofhishairasifgiving
itthefinishingtouches.Thenheseeshisdefaeer
clippingandallbeesclear.Hepicksuptheartid
showsittoeveryone.Ikedoesaslowburn.
IKE
Yes,IthinkIhepersonality
profileofthewomenofHale.
Iketurnsandputstheclippinguponthemirror.
IKE(td)
(toPeggy)
Myjacket,please.
Peggyhandshimhisjacket.
IKE(td)
(sarcastically)
Thankyou.
Ikemovestowardthedoor.HespotsPete.
IKE(td)
(puttingonjacket;
toPete)
Excuseme,Pete,doyouknolace
thatsellsshampoo...Strongshampoo?
PETE
DocsPharmacy.Thirdaell
himPetesentyou.Wantmyhat?
IKE
Nothanks.
IkesmilesatMaggieas.
MAGGIE
(toPeggy)
Heseemscrabby.
CUTTO:
EXT.MAI-DAY
Infrontofbeautysalon,MaggiefollowsIkeout.
MAGGIE
IfyourelookingforElmStreet,its
thatway.
Sheputslasses.
IKE
Thankyou.
Hewalkstheotherway.
MAGGIE
Ifyoucamedowhepursuitof
happiness,youmightaswellgoback.
Becauseyoutmakemefeelbad.
ShestopswalkingandturnstoIke.
IKE
Imomakeyoufeelbad.Im
hereforvindication.I...
MAGGIE
Youhaveone?
Ikewalksbaaggie.
IKE
IfeelImrightaboutyou.Yougotme
fired,lady.Youdestroyedmy
reputationandyouscrewedupmyhair.
Youchewmenup,spitthemoutand
lovedit.AndImdowosatisfy
myselfonthatpoint.
PASSERSBYstareatIkeshairandgiggle.
MAGGIE
Didsomethinghappentomakeyoucare
aboutreality?
IKE
Yes.vi.vithatIm
ontothetruth.Yoingtodothe
samethingto"poorbastardnumberfour"
thatyoudidtothelastthree.Youre
goingtain.AndImnot
leavinguntilyoudGIE
Yoingtobeverydisappointed.
IKE
Wellsee.
MAGGIE
Idlovetostayandchat,butIvegetbacktowork.Istillhavemy
job.
Hestaresatherforabeat,stungbyherwords.
MAGGIE
Ihavenothingtohide,Mr.Graham.
Talktowhoeveryouwant.Youmight
actuallystumbleuponafactortwgiewalksaway.IkewalksafewstepsandstopsataKIDon
abike.
IKE
Hey,kid,Illgiveyoutenbucksfor
yourhat.
Kidagrees.Ikeputsthehatonandstartstocrossthestreet.
AnOLDWOMANwalksbyandhitshimwithaneer.Ikeis
stunned.
EXT.MAGGIESHOUSE-DUSK
Maggiepullsintothedrivewayiruck.Shesinafine
moodasshewalksrightinthehouse.
INT.MAGGIESHOUSE-DUSK
Bob,Walter,andMaggiesGRANDMOTHERJULIAsitintheliving
room.GrandmaissewingoneofMaggiesweddingveils.Walter
drinkswine,Ikewearsahat.
WALTER
Youknow,whenIonlyseeonedog,I
knowIvehadtoomuchtodrink.
Tefamilydog,Skipper,sitsnearaceramicdogtable.Maggie
smilesasshewalksinthefrontdoorandputsdowoolbox
andbag.
MAGGIE
Youllneverguesswhocamecrawling
intotownwithhistailbetweenhis
legs.
IKE(o.s.)
WhgieeheparlortoseeIkesmilingevillyfromhisseat
onthecouch.
IKE(td)
(ily)
Hello,Maggie.Ijustcamebyto
apologizetoyourfamily.
(lookstoWalter)
WhenImwrong,Imwrong.Ipusheda
story.Imadeamistake.
WALTER
Inotherwords--hesonlyhuman.An
hebroughtusabottleofwine.
RaisesthebottletoMaggie.
IKE
Theymademeputmyhatba.
WALTER
Oh,yeah.Scaredthehelloutof
Skipper.
MAGGIE
Youvegottobekiddingme.
Maggiestaresatthemboth.
BOB
(enjoyingthemoment)
No,no,youshouldhaveseenSkipper.
(then,imitates
growling)
Itwasntthatfunny.
Maggiegiveshimalookthatsays,"Youarenotabsolved."She
smilesstiffly,lookingbackatIke.Shethensitsonthearm
ofBobschairandputsherarmonhisshoulder.
MAGGIE
So,theforcesofgoodandevilhave
alreadymet.
MaggietakesthewilefromthetableoWalter.She
snapsalooktoBob,whofollowsher.
BOB
Illhelpyoutakeintothekit.
GRANDMAJULIA
Chethecrabs,Bob.
Weoverhearthemmurmuringinaonesaboutthewedding
plansastheyexit...Walterputsdownhisdrink.
IKE
Gee,Ihopetheydonthaveafightout
there.Youdontthinktheyllcallit
off...?
WALTER
Well,weddingcakefreezes.Thiswe
know.
IKE
Youknow,yhterseems...
Ikenoticesthathesbeeotheveil.
GRANDMAJULIA
Sorry.
IKE
Thatsokay,Grandma.
GrandmacutsthethreadandseparatestheveilfromIkessleeve.
IKE(td)
(tinuinghisthought)
...Likesuchalovelygirl.
Walterpointstoaportraitpaintingonthewall.
WALTER
Likehermother.
IKE
(seeirait)
Ah,beautiful.
(getsuptoadmire
theportrait)
Ijusttseeherleavingmultiple
groomsilikethat.
GRANDMAJULIA
Oh,yes,you.Sheshasemallon
tape.
IKE
Shehasatape?
WALTER
(good-natured)
Yeah.Leeatthehotelvideoswedding.
ImeanMaggiedidntknowshewasgoing
tomakethehundred-yarddash.
Waltergesturestoapileofvideocassettesonthebookcase.
Ikechethetapes.
IKE
Dadsfishingtrip,Grandmasknee
operation,Grandmasbirthday...
WALTER
Gottatellyouthisaboutmydaughter.
Mydaughtermakesrealgoodtime,even
inalongdressandheels.Maggiemay
notbeHaleslorunningjoke,but
shecertainlyisthefastest.
Waltercracksup.
GRANDMAJULIA
(sarcastically)
Haha.
CLOSEON:Atape.Itreads:"MaggieI,II,III."Ikes
iismorethanpiqued.Ikepicksitup.Theygetupand
gotothediningroom.
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