PART 11
EXT.IKESCAR-TRYROAD-NIGHT
IkeandMaggiestareforward.Bothseeminmelanoods.
Theyrebeginningtoseheyreintroublehere.Suddenly,
thecarfaltersandjerks.Itshoontheshoulderof
theroad.Thecarbackfiresandsmokes.
EXT.IKESCAR-TRYROAD-NIGHT
IkeandMaggiesitieamingoment.
MAGGIE
Yourfiltersclogged.Thistakes
unleaded.
IKE
youfixit?
MAGGIE
FirstIhavetofindsometools.I
needahalfandanine-six-tenth.
IKE
(removinghisglasses)
Ofwhat?
MAGGIE
(inamazement)
Wrenches.Mydadsgonnalovethatone.
Maggieslamsthefoodclosed.
IKE
Kindofisolated.
MAGGIE
Yeah.Itskindofnice.
Anunfortablesilentpause.Ikebreaksthemoment.
IKE
TheresohingweNewYorkersknow
howtodoishailacab.Iftheresno
cab,wewalk.
Ikestaresoffdowntheroad.Maggieindicatesabuildingin
thedistahenturnsoffthecarlights.
MAGGIE
Igetsometoolsoverthere....and
savethebattery...Theresohing
wetrygirlsknowhowtodoiscut
acrossafield.Itsquicker.
Maggiepointsdiagonallyacrossthefieldtasstatinglowsandthelightsfromtheouterhousetwinkle.
Hesmilesandfollowsherintothefield.
MAGGIE(td)
Becarefulofsnakes.
IKE
Snakes?Areyouserious?Idontlike
snakes.Iveneverevenseenasnake.
Hestepscarefullyintothefield,thenhopsgigie.
MOMENTSLATER
MaggieleadsIkethroughafield.
MAGGIE
Doyouthinktheresonlyht
personforeverybody?
Ikechooseshiswordscarefully.
IKE
No.ButIthinkattraistoo
oftenmistakenfhtness.
Attraisverymisleading.Andif
itsmutual,itswell,terribly
distrag.
MAGGIE
Yesitis.Anditdoesntmean
anything.
Ikenodsastheyetoawoodenfence.Sheputsherhandon
hisshoulder.Ikeputshishandsaroundherwaitstogivehera
boostoverthetop.Weseethefliisuandingcross
Maggiesfaceattheinitialtaeitherofthemmoves--
forwardorback,buttheelectricityisobvious.
ANGLEON:Ike.Hisflictedfeelingsareapparent.With
difficulty,Maggiestraightensupahquicklyremove
theirhands.
MAGGIE(td)
(lightly)
Isuddenlyfothowtoclimbafence.
Theylookateachotherforamoment,then:
MAGGIEANDIKE
(breakingthe
momentjokingly)
"Tools".
SheclimbsoverthefenherownandIkefollows.Theysee
anoldguy,LIONEL,whittlingonaporch.
MAGGIE(td)
Lionel,Iborrowsometools?
IKE
Yeah,weneedahalfandnine-
sixteenths.
LIONEL
Gonnabustoutofanotherwedding?
IKE
Youresurewellknownaroundhere.
EXT.FISHERANDELLIESBUILDING-THEDAY
Establishingshot.
INT.FISHERANDELLIESKIT(NYC)-DAY
INT.IKESHOTELROOM-DAY
IBETWEENTWOLOCATIONS:
Ikesitsonhisbed,onthephone,wainghis
breakfast.HeswatgMaggiesweddingtapeagain.Fisher
iscookinganelaboratebreakfast.Ellierushesarouing
readyforwork.HeisonthephooIke.
FISHER
(intophone)
Yes,well,mytheorywasthatshemay
berunningbecauseshegetsattention...
iveattentionisattention.
Likewhenwomenwhackyouoreet
becauseofyourn,thatsive
attention.
IKE(V.O.)
Thisisaboutheriveattention,
notmine.Didyougetthe
reimbursementforthedressyet?
FISHER
(intophone)
No,Impayingforthedress.Doyou
thiillgonnarun?
IKE(V.O.)
Idontknow.
Ellieehekit,hearsthequestionandshakesherhead
toherself.Ifonlytheseboyswouldgiveitup.
INT.IKESHOTELROOM-TINUOUS
Heisfindingitveryhardtogloat.Fisherisannoyinghim.
IKE
(intophone)
Look--Illbeintherelatertoday.
Illebyandtellyouallaboutit.
FISHER(V.O.)
Youreinghere?
IKE
(intophone)
Yeah.
FISHER(V.O.)
Thenefordinner.
IKE
(intophone)
Okay,wellorderout.
FISHER(V.O.)
OrderoutlikeaPhilistine,whenyottheGallopingGourmethere?...
IkehangsupandwatchesmoreoftheGeeSwillingwedding
video.
INT.NEWYORKBAR-DAY
Thebarfromtheopeningse.GEESWILLING,thesameman
Iketalkedtobefore,issittingonastool,nursinghisdrink.
Helooksbetter.Ikeenters.Geelooksupandreizes
Ike,whotakesthebarstoolohim.
IKE
GetthismanaKamikaze.
GEE
SplendiddisseaggieCarpenter,
veryprofessionaljob.
Ikesitsandleae.
IKE
(whispers)
Youcouldhavetoldmeyouwerefiance
hree.
GEE
Andendupinthepapers?Ivebeen
humiliatedenoughalreadytolasta
lifetime,thankyou.Imsorryshegot
youed.
IKE
Thanks.
GEE
Shesacacophonyoftradis.
IKE
Well,Imwritingai
thecacophony.
GEE
Ah,tstayawayfromher,you?
Likeamothtoaflame.
IKE
Guessyoudknowaboutthat.Yourean
entomologist,right?Howsbusiness?
GEE
(takingasip
ofhisdrink)
Notbad.Iwastravelingaround
studyingthereproductiveandmigratory
patternsoflocustswhenMaggiemetme.
IKE
(sarcastic)
eralocust,feedtheworld.
GE
Nottheworld.JustAfrida.
Ikewipesthesmirkoffhisface.LikeMaggiesothermen,this
guyhasaworthyaplishmentunderhisbelt.
GEE(td)
YouknowMaggiewastheonlygirlI
evermetwhowouldholdmytarantula.
Onthefirstdate.
IKE(td)
So,tellme,Gee,whydoyouthink
sheran?
GEE
Sameasyousaid.Whatdidyoucall
her?A"maer","adevdeath
goddess."
IKE
Idontthinkthatswhysheran.
GEE
WhydoYOUthinksheran?
Ikesipshisdrinkbeforeanswering.
IKE
Idontknow.Imwonit.I
wasonthewrongtrack.
GEE
Andyoudefendingher?
IKE
No.IcallitlikeIseeit.Ima
journalist.Imatruthteller.
GEE
Unbelievable,shegottoyou.
IKE
Oh,please!
GE
Jointheclub.
(passinghim
hisdrink)
Here,youhismorethanme.
Geeheadsout.
IKE
(proteg,taking
histaperecorder
outofhispocket)
Imwritinganarticle,Imgetting
paidtodothis,itsgoingtobea
coverstory,itsgoingtobepublished
...Thefactswillbereadsomeday.
AsGeepausesinthedoorway,Ikeholdsuphistaperecorder.
IKE(td)
Whatkindofeggsdidshelike?
GEE
Poached,justlikeme.
Geeexits.
CUTTO:
EXT.NEWYORKSTREET/FISHERANDELLIESBUILDING-DAY
IkewalksdownastreettowardEllieandFisher.
CUTTO:
INT.FISHERANDELLIESAPARTMENT(NYIGHT
EllieisonthephoneasFisherenterswithbeer.Ikesitsat
thepiano.
FISHER
(sarcastically)
Overpriiceapartmentandese
takeout.ThatsNewYorkliving.
ELLIE
(intophone)
...Justcallmewhenyouhaveit.
(hangsup,thentoFisher)
Ike,howisthestorying?Isshea
maer?
FISHER
etarian?
ELLIE
Ordoesshepick"NGBS"--"NiceGuys,
But..."Niceguys,butImcheap.
Niceguys,butheliveswithhismom...
Niceguys,buthejustoutofprison.
IKE
No...Theyreiingguys.Each
oheseguyshassomethinggoing
forhim.Imean,onesbeenupEverest.
Anothersbeeapriest.Onesa
prettygoodguitarplayer.Andthis
guytodaytriedtoendworldhunger,if
youbelievethat...
FISHER
Whoa,Ike.Gettingaplex,buddy?
ELLIE
Fisher,lethimtalk.
IKE
(sits)
Butohoseguys--notoneof
them--kall.Eaewas
vihatsheerfectforthem,
buttheydidntseeher.Andshenever
showedupsotheycouldntseeher.
Itsaverysymbolighappening.
Shebeeswhatshethinkstheywanted
tobe.
Fisherdoesntlikethesoundofthis.HeglaEllie,who
islookingveryied.
FISHER
(inshock)
IkeisturniiveandIt
beartowatch.Imgoingtomakea
freshpotoftea.
ThephsasFisherexits.IkegoestothepianoasEllie
picksupthephone.
ELLIE
(intophone)
Yeah...Oh,Jay...Okay...Bye.
(hangsup,theoFisher)
Fisher,dontfetthefortune
cookies.
Shejoihepiano.Ikegetsserious.
IKE
IsthatwhatIdidtoyou?Isthat
pened?DidIjustnotsee
you?
ELLIE
No.No,youdidnt.
Hehugsher.
IKE
(heartfelt)
Well--Imsorry,Imreallysorry,
Ellie.
ELLIE
Imsorry,too.
(beat)
Wow.Thatonlytookusbetweenyears
tosay.
Ellieblinksbatimentaltears.
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IkeandMaggiestareforward.Bothseeminmelanoods.
Theyrebeginningtoseheyreintroublehere.Suddenly,
thecarfaltersandjerks.Itshoontheshoulderof
theroad.Thecarbackfiresandsmokes.
EXT.IKESCAR-TRYROAD-NIGHT
IkeandMaggiesitieamingoment.
MAGGIE
Yourfiltersclogged.Thistakes
unleaded.
IKE
youfixit?
MAGGIE
FirstIhavetofindsometools.I
needahalfandanine-six-tenth.
IKE
(removinghisglasses)
Ofwhat?
MAGGIE
(inamazement)
Wrenches.Mydadsgonnalovethatone.
Maggieslamsthefoodclosed.
IKE
Kindofisolated.
MAGGIE
Yeah.Itskindofnice.
Anunfortablesilentpause.Ikebreaksthemoment.
IKE
TheresohingweNewYorkersknow
howtodoishailacab.Iftheresno
cab,wewalk.
Ikestaresoffdowntheroad.Maggieindicatesabuildingin
thedistahenturnsoffthecarlights.
MAGGIE
Igetsometoolsoverthere....and
savethebattery...Theresohing
wetrygirlsknowhowtodoiscut
acrossafield.Itsquicker.
Maggiepointsdiagonallyacrossthefieldtasstatinglowsandthelightsfromtheouterhousetwinkle.
Hesmilesandfollowsherintothefield.
MAGGIE(td)
Becarefulofsnakes.
IKE
Snakes?Areyouserious?Idontlike
snakes.Iveneverevenseenasnake.
Hestepscarefullyintothefield,thenhopsgigie.
MOMENTSLATER
MaggieleadsIkethroughafield.
MAGGIE
Doyouthinktheresonlyht
personforeverybody?
Ikechooseshiswordscarefully.
IKE
No.ButIthinkattraistoo
oftenmistakenfhtness.
Attraisverymisleading.Andif
itsmutual,itswell,terribly
distrag.
MAGGIE
Yesitis.Anditdoesntmean
anything.
Ikenodsastheyetoawoodenfence.Sheputsherhandon
hisshoulder.Ikeputshishandsaroundherwaitstogivehera
boostoverthetop.Weseethefliisuandingcross
Maggiesfaceattheinitialtaeitherofthemmoves--
forwardorback,buttheelectricityisobvious.
ANGLEON:Ike.Hisflictedfeelingsareapparent.With
difficulty,Maggiestraightensupahquicklyremove
theirhands.
MAGGIE(td)
(lightly)
Isuddenlyfothowtoclimbafence.
Theylookateachotherforamoment,then:
MAGGIEANDIKE
(breakingthe
momentjokingly)
"Tools".
SheclimbsoverthefenherownandIkefollows.Theysee
anoldguy,LIONEL,whittlingonaporch.
MAGGIE(td)
Lionel,Iborrowsometools?
IKE
Yeah,weneedahalfandnine-
sixteenths.
LIONEL
Gonnabustoutofanotherwedding?
IKE
Youresurewellknownaroundhere.
EXT.FISHERANDELLIESBUILDING-THEDAY
Establishingshot.
INT.FISHERANDELLIESKIT(NYC)-DAY
INT.IKESHOTELROOM-DAY
IBETWEENTWOLOCATIONS:
Ikesitsonhisbed,onthephone,wainghis
breakfast.HeswatgMaggiesweddingtapeagain.Fisher
iscookinganelaboratebreakfast.Ellierushesarouing
readyforwork.HeisonthephooIke.
FISHER
(intophone)
Yes,well,mytheorywasthatshemay
berunningbecauseshegetsattention...
iveattentionisattention.
Likewhenwomenwhackyouoreet
becauseofyourn,thatsive
attention.
IKE(V.O.)
Thisisaboutheriveattention,
notmine.Didyougetthe
reimbursementforthedressyet?
FISHER
(intophone)
No,Impayingforthedress.Doyou
thiillgonnarun?
IKE(V.O.)
Idontknow.
Ellieehekit,hearsthequestionandshakesherhead
toherself.Ifonlytheseboyswouldgiveitup.
INT.IKESHOTELROOM-TINUOUS
Heisfindingitveryhardtogloat.Fisherisannoyinghim.
IKE
(intophone)
Look--Illbeintherelatertoday.
Illebyandtellyouallaboutit.
FISHER(V.O.)
Youreinghere?
IKE
(intophone)
Yeah.
FISHER(V.O.)
Thenefordinner.
IKE
(intophone)
Okay,wellorderout.
FISHER(V.O.)
OrderoutlikeaPhilistine,whenyottheGallopingGourmethere?...
IkehangsupandwatchesmoreoftheGeeSwillingwedding
video.
INT.NEWYORKBAR-DAY
Thebarfromtheopeningse.GEESWILLING,thesameman
Iketalkedtobefore,issittingonastool,nursinghisdrink.
Helooksbetter.Ikeenters.Geelooksupandreizes
Ike,whotakesthebarstoolohim.
IKE
GetthismanaKamikaze.
GEE
SplendiddisseaggieCarpenter,
veryprofessionaljob.
Ikesitsandleae.
IKE
(whispers)
Youcouldhavetoldmeyouwerefiance
hree.
GEE
Andendupinthepapers?Ivebeen
humiliatedenoughalreadytolasta
lifetime,thankyou.Imsorryshegot
youed.
IKE
Thanks.
GEE
Shesacacophonyoftradis.
IKE
Well,Imwritingai
thecacophony.
GEE
Ah,tstayawayfromher,you?
Likeamothtoaflame.
IKE
Guessyoudknowaboutthat.Yourean
entomologist,right?Howsbusiness?
GEE
(takingasip
ofhisdrink)
Notbad.Iwastravelingaround
studyingthereproductiveandmigratory
patternsoflocustswhenMaggiemetme.
IKE
(sarcastic)
eralocust,feedtheworld.
GE
Nottheworld.JustAfrida.
Ikewipesthesmirkoffhisface.LikeMaggiesothermen,this
guyhasaworthyaplishmentunderhisbelt.
GEE(td)
YouknowMaggiewastheonlygirlI
evermetwhowouldholdmytarantula.
Onthefirstdate.
IKE(td)
So,tellme,Gee,whydoyouthink
sheran?
GEE
Sameasyousaid.Whatdidyoucall
her?A"maer","adevdeath
goddess."
IKE
Idontthinkthatswhysheran.
GEE
WhydoYOUthinksheran?
Ikesipshisdrinkbeforeanswering.
IKE
Idontknow.Imwonit.I
wasonthewrongtrack.
GEE
Andyoudefendingher?
IKE
No.IcallitlikeIseeit.Ima
journalist.Imatruthteller.
GEE
Unbelievable,shegottoyou.
IKE
Oh,please!
GE
Jointheclub.
(passinghim
hisdrink)
Here,youhismorethanme.
Geeheadsout.
IKE
(proteg,taking
histaperecorder
outofhispocket)
Imwritinganarticle,Imgetting
paidtodothis,itsgoingtobea
coverstory,itsgoingtobepublished
...Thefactswillbereadsomeday.
AsGeepausesinthedoorway,Ikeholdsuphistaperecorder.
IKE(td)
Whatkindofeggsdidshelike?
GEE
Poached,justlikeme.
Geeexits.
CUTTO:
EXT.NEWYORKSTREET/FISHERANDELLIESBUILDING-DAY
IkewalksdownastreettowardEllieandFisher.
CUTTO:
INT.FISHERANDELLIESAPARTMENT(NYIGHT
EllieisonthephoneasFisherenterswithbeer.Ikesitsat
thepiano.
FISHER
(sarcastically)
Overpriiceapartmentandese
takeout.ThatsNewYorkliving.
ELLIE
(intophone)
...Justcallmewhenyouhaveit.
(hangsup,thentoFisher)
Ike,howisthestorying?Isshea
maer?
FISHER
etarian?
ELLIE
Ordoesshepick"NGBS"--"NiceGuys,
But..."Niceguys,butImcheap.
Niceguys,butheliveswithhismom...
Niceguys,buthejustoutofprison.
IKE
No...Theyreiingguys.Each
oheseguyshassomethinggoing
forhim.Imean,onesbeenupEverest.
Anothersbeeapriest.Onesa
prettygoodguitarplayer.Andthis
guytodaytriedtoendworldhunger,if
youbelievethat...
FISHER
Whoa,Ike.Gettingaplex,buddy?
ELLIE
Fisher,lethimtalk.
IKE
(sits)
Butohoseguys--notoneof
them--kall.Eaewas
vihatsheerfectforthem,
buttheydidntseeher.Andshenever
showedupsotheycouldntseeher.
Itsaverysymbolighappening.
Shebeeswhatshethinkstheywanted
tobe.
Fisherdoesntlikethesoundofthis.HeglaEllie,who
islookingveryied.
FISHER
(inshock)
IkeisturniiveandIt
beartowatch.Imgoingtomakea
freshpotoftea.
ThephsasFisherexits.IkegoestothepianoasEllie
picksupthephone.
ELLIE
(intophone)
Yeah...Oh,Jay...Okay...Bye.
(hangsup,theoFisher)
Fisher,dontfetthefortune
cookies.
Shejoihepiano.Ikegetsserious.
IKE
IsthatwhatIdidtoyou?Isthat
pened?DidIjustnotsee
you?
ELLIE
No.No,youdidnt.
Hehugsher.
IKE
(heartfelt)
Well--Imsorry,Imreallysorry,
Ellie.
ELLIE
Imsorry,too.
(beat)
Wow.Thatonlytookusbetweenyears
tosay.
Ellieblinksbatimentaltears.
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