Puss-in-Boots-1
Figarohere;Figaro,there,Itellyou!Figaroupstairs,Figarodownstairsand--oh,mygoodnessme,thislittleFigaroslipintomyladyschambersmartasyoulikeatanytimewhatsoeverthathetakesthefancyfor,dontyouknow,hesacatoftheworld,opolitan,sophisticated;hetellwhenafurryfriendistheMissusbestpany.Forwhatladyinalltheworldcouldsay"no"tothepassiooujoursdiscretadvancesofafinemarmaladecat?(Ubehereyesintilyoverflowattheslightestwhiffoffurr,whichhappenedonce,asyoushallhear.)
Atom,sirs,agiomandproudofit.Proudofhisfine,whiteshirtfrontthatdazzlesharmoniouslyagainsthiseandtangeriessellations(oh!whatafierysuitoflightshaveI);proudofhisbird-entrangeyeandmorethanmilitarywhiskers;proud,toafault,somesay,ofhisfine,musicalvoice.AllthewindowsinthesquareflyopenwhenIbreakintoimpromptusongatthespectacleofthemoonaboveBergamo.Ifthepoorplayersinthesquare,thesullenroutedtrashthathauntstheprovinces,arerewardedwithahailofpennieswheuptheirmakeshiftstageandstarttheirraucouschoruses;thenhowmuchmoreliberallydothecitizensdelugemewithpailsofthefreshestwater,vegetableshardlyspoiledand,occasionally,slippers,shoesandboots.
Doyouseethesefine,high,shiniherbootsofmine?Ayoungcavalryofficermademethetributeof,firstohen,afterIcelebratehisgenerositywithafreshobbligato,themoonnofullertha--whoops!Inimblyspringaside--dowheother.TheirhighheelswillclicklikecastaswhenPusstakeshispromenadeupoiles,formysongrecallsflamenco,allcatshaveaSpanishtihoughPusshimselfelegantlylubricateshisvirile,muscular,nativeBergamasquewithFrench,siistheonlylanguageinwhichyoupurr.
"Merrrrrrrrrrci!"
InstanterIdrawmynewbootsohenattywhitestogsthatterminatemyhinderlegs.Thatyoungman,withcuriositybymoonlighttheusetowhichIputhisfootwear,callsout:"Hey,Puss!Puss,there!"
"Atyourservice,sir!"
"Uptomybaly,youngPuss!"
Heleansout,inhisnightshirt,encementasIswingsuctlyupthefa?ade,forepawsonacurlycherubspate,hindpawsonastuccowreath,briomeetyourforepawswhile,firstpawforward,hup!ontothestonenymphstit;leftpawdownabit,thesatyrsbumshoulddothetriothingtoit,onceyouknowhow,rocooproblem.Acrobatics?Borntothem;Pussperformabaersaultwhilstholdingaloftaglassofvinoinhisrightpawandneverspilladrop.
But,tomyshame,thefamousdeath-defyingtriplesomersaultenpleinair,thatis,inmiddleair,thatis,unsupportedandwithoutasafety,I,Puss,haveattemptedthoughoftenIhavedashinglybroughtoffthedoubletour,totheapplauseofall.
"Youstrikemeasacatofparts,"saysthisyoungmanwhenImarrivedathiswindowsill.Imadehimahandsomegeion,rumpout,tailup,headdown,tofacilitatehisfriendlychudermy;and,asinvoluntaryfreegift,mynatural,myhabitualsmile.
Forallcatshavethisparticularity,eadeveryone,fromthemeaalleysheproudest,whitestshethatevergracedapontiffspillow--wehaveoursmiles,asitwere,paintedon.Thosesmall,cool,quietMonaLisasmilesthatsmilewemust,nomatterwhetheritsbeenfunoritsbeennot.Soallcatshaveapolitisair;wesmileandsmileandsotheythinkwerevillains.But,Ihisyoungmanissomethingofasmilerhisself.
"Asandwich,"heoffers."And,perhaps,asnifterofbrandy."
Hislodgingsarepoor,thoughheshandsomeenoughandevenendéshabillé,nightdall,theresa,smart,dandifiedairabouthim.Hereisonewhoknowswhatswhat,thinksI;amanwhokeepsupappearahebedchambereverembarrassyououtofit.Andexcellentbeefsandwiches;Irelishaleansliceofroastbeefandearlylearasteforspirits,siartedlifeasawine-shopcat,huntingcellarratsformykeep,beforetheworldsharpenedmywitsenoughtoletmelivebythem.
Andtheupshotofthismidnightinterview?Imengaged,o,asSirsvalet:valetdechambreand,fromtimetotime,hisbodyservant,for,whenfundsarerunninglow,astheymustdoforeverygallantofficerwhenthepigsfalloff,hepawnsthequilt,doeshenfaithfulPusscurlsuponhischesttokeephimwarmatnight.Andifhedontlikemetokneadhisnipples,which,outofthepuristaffeandthedesire--ouch!hesays--totesttheretractabilityofmyclaws,Idoisofabsenind,thenwhatothervaletcouldslipintoayounggirlssacredprivaddeliverherabillet-douxattheverymomentwhenshesreadingherprayerbookwithhersaiher?AtaskIowiceperformforhim,tohisinfiitude.
And,asyouwillhear,broughthimatlasttothebestoffortunesforusall.
SoPussgothispostatthesametimeashisbootsandIdaresaytheMasterandIhavemuonforhesproudasthedevil,touchyastin-tacks,lecherousasliquorid,thoughIsayitasloveshim,asquick-wittedarascalaseverputonlinen.
Whentimeswerehard,Idpilferthemarketforbreakfast--aherring,ane,aloaf;weneverwenthungry.Pussservedhimwellinthegamingsalons,too,foracatmaymovefromlaptolapwithimpunityandcasthiseyeoveranyhandofcards.Acatjumponthedice--hetresisttoseeitroll!poorthing,mistookitforabird;and,afterIvebeen,limp-spiiff-legged,playingthesillybuggers,scoopeduptobechastised,whorememberhowthedicefellinthefirstplace?
Andwehad,besides,less...gentlemanlymeansofmaintenancewhentheyclosedthetablestous,as,churlishly,theysometimesdid.IdperformmylittleSpanishdancewhilehewentaroundwithhishat:ole!Butheonlyputmyloyaltyandaffetothetestofthishumiliatiohecupboardwasasbareashisbackside;after,infact,hedsunksoloawnhisdrawers.
SoallwentrightasninependyouneversawsupanionsasPussandhismaster;untilthemanmustneedsgofallinlove.
"Headoverheels,Puss."
Iwentaboutmyablutions,tonguingmyarseholewiththeimpeccablehygienitegrityofcats,outheairlikeahambone;Ichoosetoremai.Love?Whathasmyrakishmaster,forwhomIvejumpedthroughthewindowofeverybrotheliy,besideshauntingthevirginalbackgardenoftheventandgodknowswhatoatisherrands,todowithtenderpassion?
"Andshe.Aprincessinatower.RemoteandshiningasAldebaran.edtoadoltanddragon-guarded."
Iwithdrewmyheadfrommyprivatesandfixedhimwithmymostsatiricsmile;Idaredhimwarbleoninthatstrain.
"Allcatsareics,"heopines,quailihmyyellowglare.
Itisthehazardofitdrawshim,see.
Thereisaladysitsinawindowforonehourandonehouronly,attheteimeofdusk.Youscarcelyseeherfeatures,thecurtainsalmosthideher;shroudedlikeaholyimage,shelooksoutonthepiazzaastheshopsshutup,thestallsgodown,thenighteson.Andthisisalltheworldsheeversees.NeveragirlinallBergamososecludedexcept,onSundays,theylethergotoMass,bundledupinblack,withaveilon.Andthensheisinthepanyofanagedhag,herkeeper,whogrumpsalonggrimasaprisondinner.
Howdidheseethatsecretface?WhoelsebutPussrevealedit?
Backweefromthetablessolate,soverylateatnightwefound,toouremergentsurprisethatallatowasearlyinthem.Hispocketswereheavywithsilverandbothutssweetlya-gurglewithchampagne;LadyLuckhadsatwithus,whatfinespiritswerewein!Winterandcoldweather.Thepioustrottochurchalreadywithlittlelahroughthechillfogaswegoungodlyrollinghome.
See,ablackbarque,likeastatefuneral;andPusstakesitintohisbubbly-addledbraintoboardher.Tagobliquelytoherside,Irubmymarmaladepateagainsthershin;howcouldanyduenna,besheneversostern,takeoffesuchattentionstoherchargelingfromalittlecat?(Asitturnsout,thisoishooo!does.)AwhitehandfragrantasArabiadesdsfromtheblackcloakandreciprocallyrubsbehindhisearsatjusttheecstaticspot.Pussletsriparpurr,rearsbrieflyonhishigh-heeledboots;jigwithjoyandpirouettewithglee--shelaughstoseeanddrawsherveilaside.Pussglimpseshighabove,asitwere,analabasterlamplitbehindbydawnsfirstflush:herface.
Andshesmiling.
Foramoment,justthatmoment,youwouldhavethoughtitwasMaym.
"ealong!e!Dontdawdleoverthenastybeast!"snapstheoldhag,withtheohinhermouth,andwarts;shesneezes.
Theveilesdown;socolditis,anddark,again.
ItwasnotIalonewhosawher;withthatsmileheswearsshestolehisheart.
Love.
Ivesatinscrutablybyandwashedmyfadsparklingdickywithmycleverpawwhilehemadethebeastwithtwobackswitheveryharlotiy,besidesanumberofgoodwives,dutifuldaughters,rosytrygirlsetosellceleryandeheer,andthechambermaidwhostripsthebed,whatsmore.TheMayorswife,even,shedherdiamondearringsforhimandthewifeofthenotaryunshuffledherpetticoatsandifIcould,Iwouldblushtorememberhhtershookoutherflaxenplaitsandjumpediweenthemasixteenyearsold.Butheword,"love",hasfallenfromhislips,norinnoroutofanyofthesetransports,untilmymastersawthewifeofSignorPanteleoneasshewentwalkingouttoMass,aedupherveilthoughnotforhim.
Andnowheishalfsickwithitandwillgotothetablesnomoreforlackofheartandneverevenpatsthebustlingrumpofthechambermaidinhisnew-foundmaudlincelibacy,sowegetourslopsleftfesteringfordaysandthesheetsfilthyandthewenchgoesbangingaboutbad-temperedlywithherbroomenoughtofetchtheplasteroffthewalls.
IllswearhelivesforSundaym,thoughneverbeforewasheareligiousman.Saturdaynights,hebatheshimselfpunctiliously,even,Imgladtosee,washesbehindhisears,perfumeshimself,presseshisuniformsoyoudthinkhehadarighttowearit.Somuloveheveryrarelypaothepleasures,evenofOnan,asheliestossingonhiscouch,forheotsleepforfearhemissthesummonihenoutintothe,harkingafterthatblack,vagueshape,haplessfishermanforhissealedoysterwithsuchapearlinit.Hecreepsbehindheracrossthesquare;howesoamorousbeartobesoinspicuous?A,hemust;though,sometimes,theoldhagsneezesandsayssheswearsthereisacatabout.
Hewillinsinuatehimselfintothepewbehindmiladyandsometimestrivetotouchthehemarment,whentheyallkneel,andhoughttohisorisons;sheisthedivinityhesetoworship.Thensitssilent,iillbed-time;leasureishispanyforme?Hewo,either.Ibroughthimafinepigeonfromtheinnkit,freshoffthespit,parfuméavectarragon,buthewouldnttouchitsoIcheditup,bonesandall,perf,aseveraftermeals,mymeditativetoilette,Ipohus:one,heisinafairwaytoruiningusbothbyinghisbusiwo,loveisdesiresustainedbyunfulfilment.IfIleadhimtoherbedchamberandtherehetakeshisfillofherlily-white,hellberightasrainintwoshakesadaytricksasusual.
ThenMasterandhisPusswillsoonbesolventonceagain.Which,atthemoment,verymuot,sir.
ThisSignerPanteleoneemploys,hisonlyservantbutthehag,akitcat,asleek,sprytabbywhomIaccost.Graspingtheslackofherneckfirmlybetweeh,Igaveherthearytributeofafewfirmthrustsofmystripedloinsand,wheherbreathback,sheassuredmeinthefriefashiontheoldmanwasafoolandamiserwhokeptherselfonshortonsforthesakeofthemousingandtheyoungladyasoft-heartedcreaturewhosmuggledbreastofchiandsometimes,whenthehag-dragon-governessmidday,snatchedthisprettykittyoutofthehearthandintoherbedroomtoplaywithreelsofsilkandrurailedhandkerchiefs,whensheandshehadasmutogetherastwoderellasatanall-girlsball.
Poor,lonelylady,marriedsoyoungtoanolddoddererwithhisbaldpateandhisgoggleeyesandhislimp,hisavarice,hisgorebelly,hisrheumaticks,andhisflaghangsallthetimeathalf-mastindeed;andjealousasheisimpotent,tabbydeclares--hedputastoptoalltheruttingintheworld,ifhehadhisway,justtocertifyhisyoungwifedofromanotherwhatshetgetfromhim.
"Thenshallwehatchaplottoantlerhim,myprecious?"
Nothingloath,shetellsmethebesttimeforthisaplishmentshouldbetheonedayinalltheweekheforsakeshiswifeandhisting-housetorideoffintothetrytoextortmraspisfromstarvelifarmers.Andshesleftallalohen,behindsomanyboltsandbarsyouwouldntbelieve;allalone--butforthehag!
Aha!Thishagturnsouttobethebiggestsnag;aniron-plated,copper-bottomed,swornman-haterofsomesixtybitterwinterswho--asillluckwouldhaveit--shatters,clatters,eruptsintoparoxysmsofthesheveryglimpseofacatswhisker.NoceofPusswhiswinsomewayintothatonesaffes,norformytabbyher!But,ohmydear,Isay;seehowmyiyrisestothechallenge...Soweresumethesweetestpartofourversationiyveniehecoalholeandshepromisesme,leastshedo,toseethefair,hitherto-inaccessibleosalettersafeifIslipittoherandslipittoherforthwithIdo,thoughsomewhatdisodedbymyboots.
Hespentthreehoursoverhisletter,didmymaster,aslongasittakesmetolickthecoaldustoffmydicky.Hetearsuphalfaquireofpaper,splaysfivepen-nibswiththeforceofhisadoration:"Looknotforanypeace,myheart;havingbeeaslavetothisbeautystyranny,dazzledamIbythissunsraysandmytormentsotbeassuaged."Thatsnotthehighroadtotherumplingofthebedcovers;shesgotoneniweenthemalready!
"Speakfromtheheart,"Ifinallyexhort."Andallgoodwomehemissionarystreak,sir;vinceherherorificewillbeyoursalvationandshesyours."
"WhenIwantyouradvice,Puss,Illaskforit,"hesays;allatoy-toity.Butatlasthemaopentenpages;arake,aprofligate,acard-sharper,acashieredofficerwellooradruinwhenfirsthesaw,asifitwereaglimpseofgrace,herface...hisangel,hisgoodangel,whowillleadhimfromperdition.
Oh,whatamasterpiecehepenned!
"Suchtearssheweptathisaddresses!"saysmytabbyfriend.
"Oh,Tabs,shesobs--forshecallsmeTabs--InevermeanttowreaksuchhavocureheartwhenIsmiledtoseeabootedcat!Andputhispaperoherheartandswore,itwasagoodsoulthatsentherhisvowsaoomulovewithvirtuetowithstandhim.If,sheadds,forshesasensiblegirl,hesheroldasthehillsnlyassin,thatis."
Anadmirablelittleheladyssenthimiurn,perFigarohereandthere;sheadoptsarespounpromisingtone.For,saysshe,howsheusefullydiscusshispassionfurtherwithoutaglimpseofhisperson?
Hekissesherletterowice,athousandtimes;shemustandwillseeme!Ishallserehisveryevening!
So,whenduskfalls,offwetrottothepiazza,hewithanoldguitarhepawnedhisswordtobuyandmost,ifImaysayso,outlandishlyriggedoutinsomekindofvagabondmountebanksoutfithebarteredhisgold-braidedwaistcoatwithpoorPierrotbrayinginthesquarefor,moonstruy,lovelornloonhewashimselfandevenplasteredhisfacewithflourtomakeitwhite,poorfool,andsoramhomehisheartsickstate.
Theresheis,theeveningstarwiththecloudsaroundher;butsuchacreakingofcartsinthesquare,suchaclatterandcrashastheydismahestalls,suululationofballad-singersandorationofnostrum-peddlersaubationoferrandboysthatthoughhewailsouthishearttoher:"Oh,mybeloved!"whyshe,allinadream,sitswithhergazeinthemiddledistancewheretheresacrestmoonstutheskybehihedralprettyasapaiage,andsoisshe.Doesshehearhim?Notagraote.Doessheseehim?Neveraglance.
"Upyougo,Puss;tellhertolookmyway!"
Ifrococosapieceofcake,thatchaste,tasteful,earlyPalladianstumpedmaercatthanIinitstime.Agilitysnotinit,whenitestoPalladian,daringalonewillcarrythedayand,thoughthefirststracedwithaheftycaryatidwhosebulbousloinclothandtremendouspectsfacilitatethefirstast,theDorinonherheadprovesahorseofadifferentcolour,Itellyou.HadInotseenmypreciousTabbycrouchedierabovemekeeningencement,I,evenI,mightneverhavebravedthatflying,upwardleapthatbroughtme,asifHarlequinhimselfonwires,inoneboundtoherwindowsill.
"Deargod!"theladysays,andjumps.Iseeshe,too,ah,sealthing!clutchesawell-thumbedletter."Puss-in-boots!"
Ibowherwithacourtlyflourish.Whatlucktohearnosnifforsneeze;whereshag?Asuddenfluxspedhertotheprivy--notamomenttolose."Castyoureyebelow,"Ihiss."Himyouknowoflurksbelow,inwhitewiththebighat,readytosingyouaneveningditty."
Thebedroomdoorcreaksopen,then,and:whee!throughtheairPussgoes,discretionisthebetterpart.And,forboththeirsweetsakesIdidit,thesightofboththeirbrighteyesinspiredmetothenever-before-attempted,bymeoranyothercat,inbootsoroutofthem--thedeath-defyingtriplesomersault!
Andathree-storeydroptoground,whatsmranddest.
Onlythemeresttriflewinded.Improudtosay,IlylandonallmyfoursandTabsgoeswild,huzzah!Buthasmymasterwitriumph?Hashe,myarse.Hestuningupthatoldmandolinandbreaks,asdownIe,againintohissong.
Iwouldneverhavesaid,inthenormalcourseofthings,hisvoicewouldcharmthebirdsoutofthetrees,likemine;ahebustlediedforhim,thehomeward-turningcosterspausedirackstohearken,thepreeningstreetgirlsfottheirhard-edgedsmilesastheyturohimandsomeoftheoldoheydid.
Tabs,upontheroofthere,prickupyourears!ForbyitspowerIknowmyheartisinhisvoice.松语文学www.16sy.coM免费小说阅读
Atom,sirs,agiomandproudofit.Proudofhisfine,whiteshirtfrontthatdazzlesharmoniouslyagainsthiseandtangeriessellations(oh!whatafierysuitoflightshaveI);proudofhisbird-entrangeyeandmorethanmilitarywhiskers;proud,toafault,somesay,ofhisfine,musicalvoice.AllthewindowsinthesquareflyopenwhenIbreakintoimpromptusongatthespectacleofthemoonaboveBergamo.Ifthepoorplayersinthesquare,thesullenroutedtrashthathauntstheprovinces,arerewardedwithahailofpennieswheuptheirmakeshiftstageandstarttheirraucouschoruses;thenhowmuchmoreliberallydothecitizensdelugemewithpailsofthefreshestwater,vegetableshardlyspoiledand,occasionally,slippers,shoesandboots.
Doyouseethesefine,high,shiniherbootsofmine?Ayoungcavalryofficermademethetributeof,firstohen,afterIcelebratehisgenerositywithafreshobbligato,themoonnofullertha--whoops!Inimblyspringaside--dowheother.TheirhighheelswillclicklikecastaswhenPusstakeshispromenadeupoiles,formysongrecallsflamenco,allcatshaveaSpanishtihoughPusshimselfelegantlylubricateshisvirile,muscular,nativeBergamasquewithFrench,siistheonlylanguageinwhichyoupurr.
"Merrrrrrrrrrci!"
InstanterIdrawmynewbootsohenattywhitestogsthatterminatemyhinderlegs.Thatyoungman,withcuriositybymoonlighttheusetowhichIputhisfootwear,callsout:"Hey,Puss!Puss,there!"
"Atyourservice,sir!"
"Uptomybaly,youngPuss!"
Heleansout,inhisnightshirt,encementasIswingsuctlyupthefa?ade,forepawsonacurlycherubspate,hindpawsonastuccowreath,briomeetyourforepawswhile,firstpawforward,hup!ontothestonenymphstit;leftpawdownabit,thesatyrsbumshoulddothetriothingtoit,onceyouknowhow,rocooproblem.Acrobatics?Borntothem;Pussperformabaersaultwhilstholdingaloftaglassofvinoinhisrightpawandneverspilladrop.
But,tomyshame,thefamousdeath-defyingtriplesomersaultenpleinair,thatis,inmiddleair,thatis,unsupportedandwithoutasafety,I,Puss,haveattemptedthoughoftenIhavedashinglybroughtoffthedoubletour,totheapplauseofall.
"Youstrikemeasacatofparts,"saysthisyoungmanwhenImarrivedathiswindowsill.Imadehimahandsomegeion,rumpout,tailup,headdown,tofacilitatehisfriendlychudermy;and,asinvoluntaryfreegift,mynatural,myhabitualsmile.
Forallcatshavethisparticularity,eadeveryone,fromthemeaalleysheproudest,whitestshethatevergracedapontiffspillow--wehaveoursmiles,asitwere,paintedon.Thosesmall,cool,quietMonaLisasmilesthatsmilewemust,nomatterwhetheritsbeenfunoritsbeennot.Soallcatshaveapolitisair;wesmileandsmileandsotheythinkwerevillains.But,Ihisyoungmanissomethingofasmilerhisself.
"Asandwich,"heoffers."And,perhaps,asnifterofbrandy."
Hislodgingsarepoor,thoughheshandsomeenoughandevenendéshabillé,nightdall,theresa,smart,dandifiedairabouthim.Hereisonewhoknowswhatswhat,thinksI;amanwhokeepsupappearahebedchambereverembarrassyououtofit.Andexcellentbeefsandwiches;Irelishaleansliceofroastbeefandearlylearasteforspirits,siartedlifeasawine-shopcat,huntingcellarratsformykeep,beforetheworldsharpenedmywitsenoughtoletmelivebythem.
Andtheupshotofthismidnightinterview?Imengaged,o,asSirsvalet:valetdechambreand,fromtimetotime,hisbodyservant,for,whenfundsarerunninglow,astheymustdoforeverygallantofficerwhenthepigsfalloff,hepawnsthequilt,doeshenfaithfulPusscurlsuponhischesttokeephimwarmatnight.Andifhedontlikemetokneadhisnipples,which,outofthepuristaffeandthedesire--ouch!hesays--totesttheretractabilityofmyclaws,Idoisofabsenind,thenwhatothervaletcouldslipintoayounggirlssacredprivaddeliverherabillet-douxattheverymomentwhenshesreadingherprayerbookwithhersaiher?AtaskIowiceperformforhim,tohisinfiitude.
And,asyouwillhear,broughthimatlasttothebestoffortunesforusall.
SoPussgothispostatthesametimeashisbootsandIdaresaytheMasterandIhavemuonforhesproudasthedevil,touchyastin-tacks,lecherousasliquorid,thoughIsayitasloveshim,asquick-wittedarascalaseverputonlinen.
Whentimeswerehard,Idpilferthemarketforbreakfast--aherring,ane,aloaf;weneverwenthungry.Pussservedhimwellinthegamingsalons,too,foracatmaymovefromlaptolapwithimpunityandcasthiseyeoveranyhandofcards.Acatjumponthedice--hetresisttoseeitroll!poorthing,mistookitforabird;and,afterIvebeen,limp-spiiff-legged,playingthesillybuggers,scoopeduptobechastised,whorememberhowthedicefellinthefirstplace?
Andwehad,besides,less...gentlemanlymeansofmaintenancewhentheyclosedthetablestous,as,churlishly,theysometimesdid.IdperformmylittleSpanishdancewhilehewentaroundwithhishat:ole!Butheonlyputmyloyaltyandaffetothetestofthishumiliatiohecupboardwasasbareashisbackside;after,infact,hedsunksoloawnhisdrawers.
SoallwentrightasninependyouneversawsupanionsasPussandhismaster;untilthemanmustneedsgofallinlove.
"Headoverheels,Puss."
Iwentaboutmyablutions,tonguingmyarseholewiththeimpeccablehygienitegrityofcats,outheairlikeahambone;Ichoosetoremai.Love?Whathasmyrakishmaster,forwhomIvejumpedthroughthewindowofeverybrotheliy,besideshauntingthevirginalbackgardenoftheventandgodknowswhatoatisherrands,todowithtenderpassion?
"Andshe.Aprincessinatower.RemoteandshiningasAldebaran.edtoadoltanddragon-guarded."
Iwithdrewmyheadfrommyprivatesandfixedhimwithmymostsatiricsmile;Idaredhimwarbleoninthatstrain.
"Allcatsareics,"heopines,quailihmyyellowglare.
Itisthehazardofitdrawshim,see.
Thereisaladysitsinawindowforonehourandonehouronly,attheteimeofdusk.Youscarcelyseeherfeatures,thecurtainsalmosthideher;shroudedlikeaholyimage,shelooksoutonthepiazzaastheshopsshutup,thestallsgodown,thenighteson.Andthisisalltheworldsheeversees.NeveragirlinallBergamososecludedexcept,onSundays,theylethergotoMass,bundledupinblack,withaveilon.Andthensheisinthepanyofanagedhag,herkeeper,whogrumpsalonggrimasaprisondinner.
Howdidheseethatsecretface?WhoelsebutPussrevealedit?
Backweefromthetablessolate,soverylateatnightwefound,toouremergentsurprisethatallatowasearlyinthem.Hispocketswereheavywithsilverandbothutssweetlya-gurglewithchampagne;LadyLuckhadsatwithus,whatfinespiritswerewein!Winterandcoldweather.Thepioustrottochurchalreadywithlittlelahroughthechillfogaswegoungodlyrollinghome.
See,ablackbarque,likeastatefuneral;andPusstakesitintohisbubbly-addledbraintoboardher.Tagobliquelytoherside,Irubmymarmaladepateagainsthershin;howcouldanyduenna,besheneversostern,takeoffesuchattentionstoherchargelingfromalittlecat?(Asitturnsout,thisoishooo!does.)AwhitehandfragrantasArabiadesdsfromtheblackcloakandreciprocallyrubsbehindhisearsatjusttheecstaticspot.Pussletsriparpurr,rearsbrieflyonhishigh-heeledboots;jigwithjoyandpirouettewithglee--shelaughstoseeanddrawsherveilaside.Pussglimpseshighabove,asitwere,analabasterlamplitbehindbydawnsfirstflush:herface.
Andshesmiling.
Foramoment,justthatmoment,youwouldhavethoughtitwasMaym.
"ealong!e!Dontdawdleoverthenastybeast!"snapstheoldhag,withtheohinhermouth,andwarts;shesneezes.
Theveilesdown;socolditis,anddark,again.
ItwasnotIalonewhosawher;withthatsmileheswearsshestolehisheart.
Love.
Ivesatinscrutablybyandwashedmyfadsparklingdickywithmycleverpawwhilehemadethebeastwithtwobackswitheveryharlotiy,besidesanumberofgoodwives,dutifuldaughters,rosytrygirlsetosellceleryandeheer,andthechambermaidwhostripsthebed,whatsmore.TheMayorswife,even,shedherdiamondearringsforhimandthewifeofthenotaryunshuffledherpetticoatsandifIcould,Iwouldblushtorememberhhtershookoutherflaxenplaitsandjumpediweenthemasixteenyearsold.Butheword,"love",hasfallenfromhislips,norinnoroutofanyofthesetransports,untilmymastersawthewifeofSignorPanteleoneasshewentwalkingouttoMass,aedupherveilthoughnotforhim.
Andnowheishalfsickwithitandwillgotothetablesnomoreforlackofheartandneverevenpatsthebustlingrumpofthechambermaidinhisnew-foundmaudlincelibacy,sowegetourslopsleftfesteringfordaysandthesheetsfilthyandthewenchgoesbangingaboutbad-temperedlywithherbroomenoughtofetchtheplasteroffthewalls.
IllswearhelivesforSundaym,thoughneverbeforewasheareligiousman.Saturdaynights,hebatheshimselfpunctiliously,even,Imgladtosee,washesbehindhisears,perfumeshimself,presseshisuniformsoyoudthinkhehadarighttowearit.Somuloveheveryrarelypaothepleasures,evenofOnan,asheliestossingonhiscouch,forheotsleepforfearhemissthesummonihenoutintothe,harkingafterthatblack,vagueshape,haplessfishermanforhissealedoysterwithsuchapearlinit.Hecreepsbehindheracrossthesquare;howesoamorousbeartobesoinspicuous?A,hemust;though,sometimes,theoldhagsneezesandsayssheswearsthereisacatabout.
Hewillinsinuatehimselfintothepewbehindmiladyandsometimestrivetotouchthehemarment,whentheyallkneel,andhoughttohisorisons;sheisthedivinityhesetoworship.Thensitssilent,iillbed-time;leasureishispanyforme?Hewo,either.Ibroughthimafinepigeonfromtheinnkit,freshoffthespit,parfuméavectarragon,buthewouldnttouchitsoIcheditup,bonesandall,perf,aseveraftermeals,mymeditativetoilette,Ipohus:one,heisinafairwaytoruiningusbothbyinghisbusiwo,loveisdesiresustainedbyunfulfilment.IfIleadhimtoherbedchamberandtherehetakeshisfillofherlily-white,hellberightasrainintwoshakesadaytricksasusual.
ThenMasterandhisPusswillsoonbesolventonceagain.Which,atthemoment,verymuot,sir.
ThisSignerPanteleoneemploys,hisonlyservantbutthehag,akitcat,asleek,sprytabbywhomIaccost.Graspingtheslackofherneckfirmlybetweeh,Igaveherthearytributeofafewfirmthrustsofmystripedloinsand,wheherbreathback,sheassuredmeinthefriefashiontheoldmanwasafoolandamiserwhokeptherselfonshortonsforthesakeofthemousingandtheyoungladyasoft-heartedcreaturewhosmuggledbreastofchiandsometimes,whenthehag-dragon-governessmidday,snatchedthisprettykittyoutofthehearthandintoherbedroomtoplaywithreelsofsilkandrurailedhandkerchiefs,whensheandshehadasmutogetherastwoderellasatanall-girlsball.
Poor,lonelylady,marriedsoyoungtoanolddoddererwithhisbaldpateandhisgoggleeyesandhislimp,hisavarice,hisgorebelly,hisrheumaticks,andhisflaghangsallthetimeathalf-mastindeed;andjealousasheisimpotent,tabbydeclares--hedputastoptoalltheruttingintheworld,ifhehadhisway,justtocertifyhisyoungwifedofromanotherwhatshetgetfromhim.
"Thenshallwehatchaplottoantlerhim,myprecious?"
Nothingloath,shetellsmethebesttimeforthisaplishmentshouldbetheonedayinalltheweekheforsakeshiswifeandhisting-housetorideoffintothetrytoextortmraspisfromstarvelifarmers.Andshesleftallalohen,behindsomanyboltsandbarsyouwouldntbelieve;allalone--butforthehag!
Aha!Thishagturnsouttobethebiggestsnag;aniron-plated,copper-bottomed,swornman-haterofsomesixtybitterwinterswho--asillluckwouldhaveit--shatters,clatters,eruptsintoparoxysmsofthesheveryglimpseofacatswhisker.NoceofPusswhiswinsomewayintothatonesaffes,norformytabbyher!But,ohmydear,Isay;seehowmyiyrisestothechallenge...Soweresumethesweetestpartofourversationiyveniehecoalholeandshepromisesme,leastshedo,toseethefair,hitherto-inaccessibleosalettersafeifIslipittoherandslipittoherforthwithIdo,thoughsomewhatdisodedbymyboots.
Hespentthreehoursoverhisletter,didmymaster,aslongasittakesmetolickthecoaldustoffmydicky.Hetearsuphalfaquireofpaper,splaysfivepen-nibswiththeforceofhisadoration:"Looknotforanypeace,myheart;havingbeeaslavetothisbeautystyranny,dazzledamIbythissunsraysandmytormentsotbeassuaged."Thatsnotthehighroadtotherumplingofthebedcovers;shesgotoneniweenthemalready!
"Speakfromtheheart,"Ifinallyexhort."Andallgoodwomehemissionarystreak,sir;vinceherherorificewillbeyoursalvationandshesyours."
"WhenIwantyouradvice,Puss,Illaskforit,"hesays;allatoy-toity.Butatlasthemaopentenpages;arake,aprofligate,acard-sharper,acashieredofficerwellooradruinwhenfirsthesaw,asifitwereaglimpseofgrace,herface...hisangel,hisgoodangel,whowillleadhimfromperdition.
Oh,whatamasterpiecehepenned!
"Suchtearssheweptathisaddresses!"saysmytabbyfriend.
"Oh,Tabs,shesobs--forshecallsmeTabs--InevermeanttowreaksuchhavocureheartwhenIsmiledtoseeabootedcat!Andputhispaperoherheartandswore,itwasagoodsoulthatsentherhisvowsaoomulovewithvirtuetowithstandhim.If,sheadds,forshesasensiblegirl,hesheroldasthehillsnlyassin,thatis."
Anadmirablelittleheladyssenthimiurn,perFigarohereandthere;sheadoptsarespounpromisingtone.For,saysshe,howsheusefullydiscusshispassionfurtherwithoutaglimpseofhisperson?
Hekissesherletterowice,athousandtimes;shemustandwillseeme!Ishallserehisveryevening!
So,whenduskfalls,offwetrottothepiazza,hewithanoldguitarhepawnedhisswordtobuyandmost,ifImaysayso,outlandishlyriggedoutinsomekindofvagabondmountebanksoutfithebarteredhisgold-braidedwaistcoatwithpoorPierrotbrayinginthesquarefor,moonstruy,lovelornloonhewashimselfandevenplasteredhisfacewithflourtomakeitwhite,poorfool,andsoramhomehisheartsickstate.
Theresheis,theeveningstarwiththecloudsaroundher;butsuchacreakingofcartsinthesquare,suchaclatterandcrashastheydismahestalls,suululationofballad-singersandorationofnostrum-peddlersaubationoferrandboysthatthoughhewailsouthishearttoher:"Oh,mybeloved!"whyshe,allinadream,sitswithhergazeinthemiddledistancewheretheresacrestmoonstutheskybehihedralprettyasapaiage,andsoisshe.Doesshehearhim?Notagraote.Doessheseehim?Neveraglance.
"Upyougo,Puss;tellhertolookmyway!"
Ifrococosapieceofcake,thatchaste,tasteful,earlyPalladianstumpedmaercatthanIinitstime.Agilitysnotinit,whenitestoPalladian,daringalonewillcarrythedayand,thoughthefirststracedwithaheftycaryatidwhosebulbousloinclothandtremendouspectsfacilitatethefirstast,theDorinonherheadprovesahorseofadifferentcolour,Itellyou.HadInotseenmypreciousTabbycrouchedierabovemekeeningencement,I,evenI,mightneverhavebravedthatflying,upwardleapthatbroughtme,asifHarlequinhimselfonwires,inoneboundtoherwindowsill.
"Deargod!"theladysays,andjumps.Iseeshe,too,ah,sealthing!clutchesawell-thumbedletter."Puss-in-boots!"
Ibowherwithacourtlyflourish.Whatlucktohearnosnifforsneeze;whereshag?Asuddenfluxspedhertotheprivy--notamomenttolose."Castyoureyebelow,"Ihiss."Himyouknowoflurksbelow,inwhitewiththebighat,readytosingyouaneveningditty."
Thebedroomdoorcreaksopen,then,and:whee!throughtheairPussgoes,discretionisthebetterpart.And,forboththeirsweetsakesIdidit,thesightofboththeirbrighteyesinspiredmetothenever-before-attempted,bymeoranyothercat,inbootsoroutofthem--thedeath-defyingtriplesomersault!
Andathree-storeydroptoground,whatsmranddest.
Onlythemeresttriflewinded.Improudtosay,IlylandonallmyfoursandTabsgoeswild,huzzah!Buthasmymasterwitriumph?Hashe,myarse.Hestuningupthatoldmandolinandbreaks,asdownIe,againintohissong.
Iwouldneverhavesaid,inthenormalcourseofthings,hisvoicewouldcharmthebirdsoutofthetrees,likemine;ahebustlediedforhim,thehomeward-turningcosterspausedirackstohearken,thepreeningstreetgirlsfottheirhard-edgedsmilesastheyturohimandsomeoftheoldoheydid.
Tabs,upontheroofthere,prickupyourears!ForbyitspowerIknowmyheartisinhisvoice.松语文学www.16sy.coM免费小说阅读