PART 3

  Mulan:Okay,okay,howboutthis?Ahem,[inhermanlyvoice]excuseme,wheredoIsignin?Hah,Iseeyouhaveasword.Ihaveooo.Theyreverymanlyandtough[Mulanbitesherlipasshemishandlespullingtheswordoutofthescabbardanditfallstotheground.Khanrollsonhisbalaughter.MulanthrowshershoeandhitsKhanintheheadwithitquietingKhan].Imwonit.WhoamIfooling?Itsgoingtotakeamiraeintothearmy.

  [Mushuappearsasagiantshadowbeingcastonarockwithflamesoherside.Mushusrealappearanceremainsoutofsight]

  Mushu[inaSouthernBaptistPreachersvoice]:DidIhearsomeoneaskforamiracle!?Letmehearyousayaye!

  Mulan[Runningandhidingbehindarock]:Ahhhhhh.

  Mushu:Thatscloseenough.

  Mulan[frombehindarock]:Ghost.

  Mushu:GetreadyMulanyourserpentinesalvationisathand.ForIhavebeebyyouraors--[noticesCri-Keemakingahandshadowonontherodstampshimdownwithhisfoot]toguideyhyourmasquerade.[bendingdowntoCri-Kee],yonnastayyonnawork.[returningtoMulan]Heedmyword,causeifthearmyfindsoutthatyirl,thepenaltyisdeath.[bigflamesshootupfromtherocks]

  Mulan:Whoareyou?

  Mushu:WhoamI?WhoamI?Iamtheguardianoflostsouls.[Mulansmilesbiginanticipationofseeingherguardian]Iamthepowerful,thepleasurable,theiructible[ingoutfromtherockstoshowhisrealsize]Mushu!Ohhah,hah,prettyhot,huh?[KhanstompsonMushu.MulanpushesKhanback]

  Mulan:Ah,myaorssentalittlelizardtohelpme?

  Mushu:Hey,dragon,notlizard.Idontdothattohing[flipsouthistooshowMulanwhathemeans].

  Mulan:Youreuh...

  Mushu:Intimidating?Aweinspiring?

  Mulan[makingahauretodenotehissmallnessofsize]:Tiny.

  Mushu[withalookofdisappoi]:Ofcourse.Imtravelsizeforyourvenience.IfIwasmyrealsize,yourcowhere[pattingKhanonthenose]woulddieht.[KhaobiteMushu][pointingtothegroundspeakingtoKhan]DownBessy.Mypowersarebeyondyourmortalimagination.Forinstance,[leaninginandlookingatMula]myeyesseestraightthroughyourarmor.[MulancoverherbustwithherleftarmandslapsMushuwiththeright]Ow.[angrily]Allright,thatsit!Dishonor!Dishonoronyourwholefamily.[asidetoCri-Kee]Makeahis[Cri-Keegrabsaleafandapenandstartswriting].[Loudlywithgusto]Dishonoronyou.Dishonoronyourcow.Dis-

  Mulan[pleadinglywhilecMushusmouth]:Stop!Imsorry,Imsorry[kneelingdowninfrontofMushu].Imjustnervous.Iveneverdohisbefore.

  Mushu:Thenyonnahavetotrustme.Anddontyouslapmenomore,weclearonthat?[Mulannodsemphatically].Allright.Okeydokey,letsgetthisshowontheroad.Cri-Kee,getthebags[Mushustartswalkingtothecamp].[toKhasmoveitheifer.

  [ulanatthecampsentrance]

  Mushu[hidinginMulansarmorpokinghisheadoutfromherback]:Okaythisisit,timetoshowemyourmanwalk.Shouldersback,chesthigh,feetapart,headup[MushupullsMulansheadback]...andstrut2,3,breakitdown,2,3andworkit,[Mulanwalksintothecampdrawientionthemenwhoseeher.Mulanwalksintoatentandseesamanpighisnoseandanothermanpigoutdirtfrombetweenhistoeswithchopsticks]Beautifulisntit?

  Mulan[makingafaceofdisgustandtinuingtowalk]:Theyredisgusting.

  Mushu:No,theyremen.Andyoingtohavetoactjustlikethem,sopayattention.

  [MulanstopsandwatchesYao,Ling,-PoandTattooSoldier]

  TattooSoldier[showingthedragontattooonhischestandbelly]:Look,thistattoowillprotectmefromharm.

  [Yaothinksforamoment,thenputooSoldieriomachcausingLingtolaugh.Mulanwatchesinutteramazement.Yaokisseshishand]

  Ling[laughing]:Ihopeyougetyourmoneyback.

  Mulan:IdontthinkIdothis.

  Mushu:Itsallattitude.Betoughlikethisguyhere[lookingatYao].

  [MulanlooksatYaoashehocksupaloogieandspits]

  Yao[notigMulanwatghim]:Whatareyoulookingat?

  Mushu:Punchhim,itshowmensayhello.

  [Mulanlooksatherfist,thenpunchesYaofrombehindontheshoulder.TheforcecausesYaotoruninto-Po]

  -Po:OhYao,youmadeafriend.

  Mushu:Good,Nohimonthebehind,theylikethat.

  [MulanslapsYaoonthebehind]

  Yao:Wuhoohooooo.[grabbingMulanbuythecoingtohityousoharditllmakeyouraorsdizzy.

  -Po[HoldingandpigupYao]:Yao,relaxandtwithme.YaaaaaaaMoouuuuAhhhhhhDoooouFuuuuDaaaaa.Yao:YaMiAhToFuDa.

  -Po:Feelbetter?

  Yao[relaxed]:Yeah.[-PoplacesYaobatheground][toMulanwhilewalkingaway]Aaaaa,youaintworthmytimechiboy.

  Mushu[loudly]:Chiboy!?Saythattomyfaceyalimpnoodle!

  [YaograbsMulanbythecollarcogbackhisarmtopunch.MulanducksasYaohitsLingstandingbehindher]

  Yao:Oh,sorryLing.Hey!

  [YaograbsMulansfootasshestartstocrawlaway.LingkicksYaoocausinghimtolandon-Posstomach.LingJumpattacksMulan,butshedudhelandsonYaoontopof-Po]

  Ling:Youredead.[Theyfightontopof-Po.Mulanrunsaway.LingnoticesMulanandthenpointstowardher]Oh,therehegoes.

  [Mulanrunsintoatentandstops.Yao,Ling,and-Po(inthatorder)runthroughthetent.Yaostopsshortasheisabouttorunintoasoldierinalineforfood.HelooksbehindhimwithedeyesasLingstopsintime.-PobumpsintoLingcausiirelineofsoldierstofallforwardandknockoverthepotofgeeandthecookbehindit.ThemenlooktothebackofthelineandspyMulanwhohasemergedfromthetent.Theyangrilystartwalkingtowardsher.Mulanhasalookofhorroronherfaceasiftroubleisabouttobrew]

  Mulan:Heyguys.

  [ChiFuwatchesandthenwalksintothetent.GeneralLiandLiShahetent.]

  GeneralLi[motioningwithhispoioamapoftheregion]:TheHunshavestruckhere,hereandhere.IwilltakethemaintroopsuptotheTungShaoPassandstopShan-Yubeforehedestroysthisvillage.

  ChiFu:Excellentstrategy,Sir.Idolovesurprises,Haha,ha,ha.

  GeneralLi:Youwillstayhereandtrainthenewrecruits.WhenChiFubelievesyoureready,youwilljoinus...Captain.[GeneralLihandsaswordtoShang]

  Shang:Captain?

  ChiFu:Oh,thisisanenormousresponsibility,General.Uh,perhapsasoldierwithmoreexperience--

  GeneralLi:Numberoneinhisclass,extensiveknowledgeoftrainingteiques,[leaningbacksmuglystrokinghis]animpressivemilitarylineage.IbelieveLiShangwilldoanexcellentjob.

  Shaedly]:Oh,Iwill.Iwoyoudown.Thisis,Imean,I...[somberly]yessir.

  GeneralLi[getsupandstartswalkingoutofthetent]:VerygoodtheoastasvictoryattheImperialCity.[toChiFu]Illexpectafullreportinthreeweeks.

  ChiFu[toShang]:AndIwontleaveanythingout.[exitsthroughthetent]

  Shang[whiletyinghisswordtohisuniform]:CaptainLiShang,Hmmm,leaderofasfiroops.No,thegreatesttroopsofalltime.Heh,heh,heh,heh.[ShangwalksoutofthetenttoseetherecruitsfightiandsstageleftofChiFuandGeneralLi.InjuredRecruitseestheGeneralandsaluteshimashefallstotheground.GeneralListepsoverInjuredRecruitandmountshishorse]

  ChiFu:Mostimpressive.

  GeneralLi:GoodluckCaptain.[Thegeneralandhismouroopsleavethecamp]

  Shang[quietly,tohimself]:Goodluck,Father.[Shanglooksathistroopsandsighs]

  ChiFu[smirking,withboardandbrushinhand]:Dayone.

  Shang[shouting]:Soldiers!

  AllRecruits[bagawayrevealingMulanandpointingather.Mulaniscrougialpositionontheground]:Hestartedit!

  [ShangapproachesMulanandlooksdownoverher.Mulanlooksup,seesShaopetsupquicklydustingherselfoff]

  Shang[toMulan]:Idontneedanyonecausingtroubleinmycamp!

  Mulan:Sorry,[inhermanvoice]Uhh,Imean,sorryyouhadtoseethat.[withherfistshetapsShangontheshoulder]Youknowhowitiswhenyougetthose,uh[poundingherchest]manlyurgesandyoujusthavetokillsomething[slappingherhand],fixthings,uh,cookoutdoors.

  Shang:Whatsyourname?

  Mulan[stumbling]:Ahh,I,uhhh,I,uh--

  ChiFu[steppingintoMulansface]:Yourandingofficerjustaskedyouaquestion.

  Mulan:Uhh,Ivegotaname.Huh.Anditsaboysoo.

  Mushu[fromthebaulan]:Ling,HowboutLing?

  Mulan[toMushumotioningwithherheadtoLing]:HisnamesLing.

  Shang:Ididntaskforhisname.Iaskedforyours.

  Mushu:Try,uh,ahh,Chu!

  Mulan:AhChu.

  Shang:AhChu?

  Mushu:Gesu.HeHe,Ikillmyself.

  Mulan[whisperingoverhershoulder]:Mushu.

  Shang:Mushu?

  Mulan:No.

  Shang:Thenwhatisit!

  Mushu:Ping!Pingwasmybestfriendgrowingup!

  Mulan:ItsPing.

  Shang:Ping.

  Mushu:OfcoursePingDIDstealmygir-[MulanreachesbadgrabsholdsMushusmouthtogether]

  Mulan:Yes,mynameisPing.

  Shameseeyourscriptionnotice.[Takesthenotiulan]FaZhou,*the*FaZhou?

  ChiFu:IdidntknowFaZhouhadason.

  Mulan:Um,he...doesnttalkaboutmemuch.[Mulaohawkupaloogieandspitbutthesalivajustrunsfromhermouth.Therecruitslaugh]

  ChiFu:Iseewhy,theboysanabsolutelunatic.

  Shang[totherecruits]:Okaygentlemen,thankstoyournewfriendPing,youllspendtonightpigupeverysinglegrainofridtomorrow,therealwins.

  [AllrecruitsgrowlatMulan]

  Mushu[PoppingoutthefrontofMulansarmor]:Youknow,wehavetoworkonyourpeopleskills.

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